anyway.â
âWhat do you know about them?â
âOnly that they like to travel, have done a number of odd jobs, and that theyâre leasing the building beside yours to operate the Horror Emporium through Halloween,â said Sadie.
âVera seems to think the haunted house will do really well. She said the Atwoods are planning costume contests and things like that periodically to keep the attraction fresh and new.â
âThey are.â She smiled. âThey might even ask you to participate in some way . . . you know, judge a contest or something.â
âReally? Thatâd be fun.â
âBut enough about the Horror Emporium. Letâs talk about your open house. What would you like to serve?â
âNothing too messy,â I said. âSome cookies . . . a cheese platter . . . maybe some veggies and dip. What do you think?â
âSounds good to me. And instead of punch this time, letâs do coffeeâregular and decafâand peach tea.â
âSuper. Are you sure you and Blake can fit it in without too much inconvenience?â
âIâm positive,â she said. âI think doing the concessions for the Horror Emporium will be fun. All the foods are easy to make, and one waitress will man the stand each evening.â
âI hope it goes great. I simply worry about you spreading yourself too thin.â
She tilted her head. âUm . . . I thought I was
your
mother hen.â
âWorks both ways,â I said. âOh, by the way, Mom is going to be here for the open house.â
âFantastic! I know the Atwoods will adore her.â
I smiled. âDoesnât everybody?â
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After Sadie left, I got back to work on my ribbon embroidery project as Angus snored by the window. I should have known the peaceful afternoon couldnât last.
From the corner of my eye, I spotted Nellie Davisâpuffy white hair sticking straight up in the breezeâwalking down the street toward MacKenziesâ Mochas. A few minutes later, she and her latte burst through my front door. The movement was so abrupt that Angus sat up and began barking. I set aside my project and hurried to put my arms around him.
âEverythingâs all right, Angus. Hi, Nellie. How are you?â
âIâm worried, thatâs how I am. And you should be too.â
âAbout the Atwoods, you mean?â
âYes, about the Atwoods.â Nellie wore her typical all â black ensemble, offset by the paleness of her skin, the white hair, and her signature red-framed eyeglasses. âIâve thought all along that you were cursed, but I didnât think youâd brought it on yourself. Those two are just asking for it.â
âWould you like to sit down, Nellie?â
âNo, I donât have time.â She looked over her shoulder. âMark my wordsâthose people are inviting evil right into our midst! Have you seen the dreadful things theyâve been carting into that building?â
I shook my head. âWhat sort of dreadful things?â
âSkulls, mechanical witches . . . coffins.â She took a dramatic pause. âOr maybe those are their beds.â
âYou never know,â I said.
Nellie peered at me. âI think I
do
know. Itâs like theyâre from another time . . . maybe even another world.â
I decided to go ahead and throw out the
v
-word. âBut if they were vampires, how could they walk around in daylight?â
âNot being able to walk in daylight is a myth theyâve perpetuated to trick us,â said Nellie. âI looked up vampires on the Internet. What Hollywood tells us is a lie. Real vampires call themselves a
subculture
. I call them trouble.â
âAnd you think the Atwoods are vampires because they brought coffins in for their haunted house?â I
Aziz Ansari, Eric Klinenberg