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program will run for the next four nights, twelve hours in total, with very limited interruptions for commercial breaks.
    “To understand the differences between day-to-day life in the LSA and USA we’ve selected two average families, one from each country. We’re going to broadcast live interviews with our two families – the Smiths and the Joneses. We’re also going to take live questions from you, our viewers. Log into either of our websites, there you’ll find two boxes, one labeled, ‘Question for the Jones family’ and one labeled ‘Question for the Smith family.’ Tap the corresponding box for the family you’d like to ask a question.
    “Both families were selected from thousands of volunteers. We selected two families that closely mirrored each other, each has two children, a boy and a girl, each family earns a similar level of income. Each lives in similar types of homes. Both families are of similar ages. We didn’t script the program. Each family agreed to let us ask them anything in their homes with their children. We want to remind you, both families have young children, so watch the language you use in your questions.
    “In addition to our two families, we’re honored to have two very special guests to help explain various unique activities, please join us in welcoming President Brownie from the LSA. President Brownie took over the reigns after the LSA founder President Obsma died, and President Reid was arrested and jailed for possession of kiddie porn. President Brownie promised to serve a single six-year term, which he did. President Brownie has said that due to a very tight personal schedule he will not be able to spend all twelve hours with us. He’ll spend most of his time on Saturday evening in our review where he and our second special quest, President Brownstone, will discuss the separation of the two nations. President Brownie was succeeded by President Bloomberg, who has refused our request to join us, as has the current President of the USA, President Paul. We understand why both of the current Presidents have had to turn our requests down. 
    “President Brownstone really needs no introduction, however, in case any viewers don’t remember the previous twelve years; President Brownstone oversaw the impeachment of President Obsma. He took over the leadership of the USA during the split of the LSA and the USA. He made a number of promises to the citizens of the USA, and unlike many politicians, President Brownstone kept almost all of his promises. He will take us through why he made the decisions he made, why he selected the staff he did and why he allowed the LSA to split and secede from the United States. President Brownstone was kind enough to join us as a guest host for the entire program; we look forward to hearing his comments and thoughts.
    “We invited President Cruise to join us. President Cruise declined because he was still in office when we started this program; he didn’t think a sitting President should be part of a commercial program, which is the same reason President Paul gave us. We respect their decision. President Bloomberg demanded changes to the program and wanted to review and have approval of the questions going to be asked the Smith family before he would join the production. We couldn’t accept his request as it would ruin the spontaneous back and forth we’re looking for.  We have offered both Presidents to join us anytime during the broadcast of the program this week.
    “Both networks decided that this program is so important and informative it should be broadcast without commercial interruptions. As such, we will have very limited commercial breaks. The program is going to run over four nights. On Saturday, we plan to hold a live call in town hall meeting to discuss the issues discussed on this program. Our hosts for the call in town meeting will be President Brownstone and hopefully, President Brownie.
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