stir them up. But this guyâs in his seventies, off in a backwater. His securityâs decent, and heâs pretty careful, but if our plan works, using force shouldnât even be an issue. And thatâs where you come in.â
âMeaning?â
âYouâd be working undercover. Posing as an expat Bosnian whoâs just returned, which will be true enough. Youâd carry in the bait. Lure him out in the open where we can pick him up with as little fuss as possible. Preferably at his favorite café. That way he comes along nice and quiet so nobody gets hurt, as we like to say.â
âWhy an expat? Why not a real local? Buy off somebody from his village who heâd really trust.â Vlado realized he might be talking his way out of the job, but the strategy didnât add up. âIn fact, Iâd say youâve got a few million locals to choose from without flying me anywhere, or a few thousand, even if youâre just talking about policemen. One of the local constables would probably do it for a few cartons of cigarettes.â
âThe local constable is one of his top cigarette distributors.â
âWhich I should have guessed,â Vlado said with a smile. âYou can tell Iâve been away from home too long.â
âLook,â Pine said, âletâs just say we have our reasons. Good ones. Some of which we canât get into right now because of security considerations.â It was a line that immediately put Vlado on his guard. But Pine quickly moved on. âAnother reason is the bait. It has to come from an outsider, but one with some local connections, and youâre the perfect match.â
âWhatâs the bait?â
âA demining concession. Mine removal. Heâs been wanting a piece of the action for a while.â
âDoesnât sound like the most desirable work in the world.â
âYouâd be surprised. Itâs lucrative business. Everybody and his brother wants a piece of it. Warlords, crime lords, mayors, police chiefs.â
âWhich covers at least two people in every municipality.â
âYou got it. But in this fellowâs case, heâs always stayed out of local politics, unless you count the bribes and the vote fixing for some of his buddies.â
âForgive my ignorance, but how much money can you make digging up a few hundred mines? Or even a few thousand?â
âMore than youâd guess. There are millions floating around. Some of itâs UN money. Some is from the EU. The rest, from various international do-gooders. Think of Princess Di. This was her pet cause. That made it glamorous, so now youâve got donations from all over, well-meaning people handing it out wherever someone will take it. And if youâre the top local contractor for your area, you can usually pocket about half the grant for yourself, then pay the rest to a bunch of poor dumb farm boys whoâll work for cigarettes and a few D-marks. They dig âem out the old way, with sticks and crowbars. Hand tools. Every week or so somebody gets blown to pieces, but so what. The boss has his cut, and the locals have a little hard currency and a big funeral with two lambs on a spit. And guess who gets to keep some of the unexploded mines if nobodyâs paying close enough attention to your demolition program?â
âAh. Lots of money, and free weaponry, too.â
âWhich is why the UN has been wary about giving our man a piece of the action. But youâll be arriving as his guardian angel, the new EU representative for demining operations in his region, with a slick new business card that will knock his socks off. Heâll figure that since youâre Bosnian, he might finally get an even break, because youâll know how to do business the way he likes.â
âWith payoffs and kickbacks, you mean.â
âSomething like that. But youâll learn everything you need to