Would I live to see another day?
Garth and the posse ducked out of the classroom. But I didnât move.
Neither did Damon.
Spiker came into the classroom first. He made a sour face at me. âJesse,â Spiker groaned. âYou shouldnât be here.â
âYeah, you kids better head to class before youâre sent to the principalâs office,â a cop said sternly, pointing his sausagelike finger at us.
âThis floor is way off-limits,â another cop growled. âThereâs nothing to see.â
âNothing but a whole truckload of slime, right?â I muttered.
âSlime? What slime?â Spiker asked.
â That green slime,â Damon said. âDonât you see it?â
âThereâs no slime here!â the third cop said. âNow you better get moving before you start seeing little green men, too.â
I gulped. Why could we see the slime when no one else could?
âOkay, boys, Iâm taking you in,â the first cop said. âYouâre going to get into big, BIG trouble. I wouldnât be surprised if you got expelled forââ
âHold on,â Spiker interrupted. âI know these kids.â
The cop stepped back.
Spiker waved his hand down the hall. âShove off, kids. Before I change my mind . . .â
Before we turned away, Damon nudged me in the side. âRanger,â he whispered. I could barely hear him. âLook at that!â
I glanced into Mr. Bunsenâs classroom. In a corner near the teacherâs desk was a pair of blue-green sneakers just like the ones I had seen on Mr. Bunsenâs feet a day before. What were those doing there?
Near Mr. Bunsenâs shoes, a strange puddle of slime caught my attention.
It had spelled out a word right there on the floor.
.
âLetâs get out of here!â I cried as we took off down the hall.
CHAPTER 7
THE NINJA KNOWS
Damon and I bolted back into the stairwell. We were both sweating bullets.
âThat stuff in the classroom was turning into Slimo for real!â I gasped, taking two steps down at a time. âItâs just like Oswald Leeryâs B-Monster movies! Once the monster gets its teeth, it will eat us all!â
âWhy didnât anyone besides you and me see the slime?â Damon asked.
âI donât know,â I whispered back. âThat goo was everywhere .â
âI saw slime last night, too,â Damon said in a low voice.
I stopped short. âYou did?â
âI woke up in the middle of the night drooling so I went into the bathroom to wash my face. But when I picked up the towel by the sink, it was covered in this green, sticky, stinky goo.â
âEwwww,â I groaned. âThatâs snot possible!â I cracked, making a lame joke. I do that sometimes when Iâm feeling nervous.
Of course Damon shot me an evil stare. âThis isnât funny, dorkus!â
âIâm not laughing,â I said, even though I was. âThe truth is, I saw slime, too. It came out of our kitchen sink.â
âThe sink? Just like mine!â Damon cried.
âItâs a sign,â I said.
âRight,â Damon said. âA sign that weâre doomed.â
We headed back to our regular classroom. We were so late! Ms. Sharp would probably throw a fit. But when we went through the door, the teacher wasnât even there! Kids were talking and goofing off.
Lindsey looked up and waved from the back row.
âJesse, what are you doing with him ?â she asked, rolling her eyes at Damon.
âLong story,â I said. âDid you know that Mr. Bunsen disappeared?â
âDisappeared? What?â Lindseyâs eyes popped open. âFrom where?â she blinked.
âFrom his classroom. In fact, we were just upstairs looking atââ
âRanger!â Damon grabbed my shoulder hard. His voice sounded panicked. âWhat if Ms. Sharp disappeared, too? What if this