the old man. Who is he to you, anyway? Not your father?â
Jem bit his lip and tried to push thoughts of Uncle Finn out of his mind so he could think logically. Offering a pirate oneâs personal information didnât seem logical. But then again, neither did getting oneself killed by that pirate. How he wished he were back in the Old World, maybe on a courtyard stroll with Master Davis. Or a visit home from school, if his parents would allow it. His motherâs maid would be flitting around him, insisting he drink his broth or else heâd never grow tall and his boots would always be two sizes too big becauseâ
âAnswer!â Captain Wallace cried.
âUncle,â Jem blurted out without thinking. âHe is . . . he was . . . my uncle.â
âYour uncle,â Captain Wallace repeated in a singsong voice. âMy condolences then. But now, hereâs your chance to right your uncleâs wrongs. The old fool refused to share his information.â He
tsk
ed. âRather selfish, donât you agree? But you, nephew of Finnaeus Bliss, Iâm going to give you a chance to make the right decision.â
Jem shook his head. Heâd stopped listening after âold fool.â His uncle did tend to go on at length about orchids and ferns and especially bromeliads, but he was no fool. âI donâtââ
âWrong answer!â Captain Wallace bellowed like a foghorn. He bent forward, grasped Jemâs collar, and lifted him a good foot off the ground. âDonât be stupid, boy. Youâve seen what pirates do to stupid people.â He shot small bullets of spit onto Jemâs face with every
s
.
âUm, Captain.â Pete cleared his throat.
âWhat?â Captain Wallace, still clutching Jemâs collar, cast him an irritated glance. Pete motioned for him to release the boy, and the captain let out a great sigh before dropping Jem back on the floor. Pete tugged the captain over to a corner where they conversed in mimeâJem caught the gestures for throat-slitting, beheading with a broadsword, and what looked like being eaten alive by wild bunnies. The pirates paused their pantomime twice to study Jem. Then Pete returned and knelt beside him.
âLook, boy. You donât have much choice here. Either you tell the captain what he wants to know or you get killed. No compromises, Iâm afraid. Come on, now. Tell him, and heâll keep you around. Thereâre worse things than being a pirate. Weâll win no beauty contests, sure, but youâll never want for fresh air.â
The absurdity of the situation, the complete lack of logic, suddenly struck Jem like a tidal wave. A mere two months ago heâd been living at the Kingâs Cross School for Boys, getting trampled on the football field, envying the care packages his dorm mates received from home. And now here he was, captive on a pirate ship, risking death if he didnât join them.
He couldnât help it.
He laughed.
Captain Wallace started. âWhat? Whyâs he laughing?â
âShut up, boy,â Pete hissed. âJust say yes.â
âYou know how I get when people laugh at me. Whyâs he laughing?â Captain Wallaceâs voice rose half an octave.
Jem shrugged and tried unsuccessfully to smother his panicked giggles.
âThatâs it.â Captain Wallace stamped his boot on the floorboards. âTake him to theââ
âCapân!â A wail echoed in the hall, followed by a thunder of boot steps. Jem heard the
shing
of cutlasses being unsheathed and a chorus of oaths. Then Thomas shoved his great head through the doorway again. His eyes had grown to twice their size.
âWeâre being attacked!â he cried, then galloped off down the hall.
âAttacked?â Captain Wallace gave Pete an irritated look. âWe canât be under attack. Whoâd attack us?â
Pete shrugged and
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