you have it,â Burton said. âThe fair sex identifies the crux of the matter.â
They reached the staircase and started up it. Impatiently, and somewhat ungraciously, Burton was forced to accept Raghavendraâs supporting hand on his elbow.
âA bloody invalid!â he grumbled. âExcuse my language.â
She giggled. âIâve been bloody well excusing it every bloody hour of every bloody day for well over a bloody year. Why must you insist on a display of strength when you know full well you have none?â
âClimbing stairs is hardly a display of strength. And you should wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.â
âDonât worry. By the time we land in London Iâll be as timid as a mouse, wonât speak unless spoken to, and will allow nothing but meaningless platitudes to escape my lips. I may even indulge in a dramatic swoon or two, providing thereâs a dashingly handsome young man standing close enough to catch me. Letâs stop a moment and rest.â
âThereâs no need. Itâs a small staircase between decks, not the confounded Kilima-Njaro Mountain.â
âBe quiet, fathead! I can see your knees buckling. Good Lord, youâve had malaria, Richard. My medicine has burned it out of you, but you require time to regain your health. For once in your life, stop trying to be a hero. Rest!â
They halted. Burton fumed. A minute ticked by.
âCan we please scale the remaining heights?â the explorer growled. âWhat is it? Six or seven blessed steps? I give you my solemn word theyâll not have me succumbing to a heart attack.â
They continued, and at the top of the stairs entered a smartly decorated corridor leading to double doors of frosted glass. Burton pushed them open and ushered Raghavendra through into the airshipâs sumptuous though modestly sized ballroom. Most of the crew was gathered inside. Nathaniel Lawless, standing with the tall and bony meteorologist, Christopher Spoolwinder, waved Burton and Raghavendra over. As they drew near, they noticed Spoolwinderâs hands were bandaged.
âWhat happened?â Burton asked.
âThe blithering telegraph has gone barmy!â Spoolwinder said in a plaintive tone. âAbsolutely gaga! Itâs been throwing out sparks, setting fire to paper, thenâpow!âit sent such a shock through me I practically somersaulted across the bridge!â
âWe disconnected it from the shipâs batteries,â Lawless added, âbut itâs still operating.â
âEh? How?â Burton asked.
âWe donât know!â Spoolwinder exclaimed. His naturally glum face lengthened into an expression of deep misery. âI mean to sayâcrikey!âitâs just not possible. The machine should be dead as a doornail. Instead, itâs churning out messages like thereâs no tomorrow. Messages sent from nobody and nowhere!â
Sister Raghavendra stifled a giggle. Sheâd often told Burton that she found Spoolwinderâs exaggerated mournfulness highly comical, especially when he was overwrought. âNobody and nowhere?â she asked.
Captain Lawless shrugged. âThereâs no point of origin, Sister. No source. We donât know whoâor whereâthe messages are coming from.â
Spoolwinder added, âBut itâs always exactly the same gobbledegook. Have a gander at this.â He took a sheet of paper from his pocket, unfolded it, and passed it to Burton. The explorer read:
THE BEAST . . . THE BEAST . . . THE BEAST . . . YOU SHALL BOW DOWN FOR . . . OL SONF VORSG . . . BORN FROM THE WRECK OF SS BRITANNIA AND . . . LONSH CALZ VONPHO SOBRA ZOL ROR I TA NAZPSAD . . . TO REND THE VEIL . . . FROM THE FALLEN EMPIRE . . . NOW . . . FARZM ZVRZA ADNA GONO IADPIL DS HOM TOH . . . FOR THE ROYAL CHARTER . . . WILL DELIVER HE . . . BALTOH IPAM VL IPAMIS . . .
âEnglish mixed with random letters,â Burton