have someone on hand when trouble starts, Nikki. Before it starts.â Ellery sucked on his pipe. âNikki Porter, undercover agent. Of course, I neglected to tell Martha that when I phoned her, just before you came in. Dirk was sluggishly interested and rather grateful, and Martha sounded as if I were her patron saint. As far as theyâre concerned, this is an experiment in trying to get Dirk back to work. Youâre to act in a Girl Friday capacity, typing for Dirk, telling him what a deathless passage he just dictated, holding his hand when the Muse fails, mixing his cocktails for himâkeeping his mind on himself as a writer and off Martha and her imaginary love affairs. âNo, wait till I finish, Nikki. Martha insists on your living in. Sheâs going to turn her dressing room into a spare bedroom for you. Thatâs a break, because it puts us on the scene twenty-four hours a day instead of eight. If you agree to do it, youâll have to keep watching for danger signals and make immediate reports to me. If we can keep Dirk harmlessly occupied for long enough, maybe a more permanent course of action will suggest itself.
âAnd one thing more before you say anything,â said Ellery, going over to her. âI wouldnât have cooked this up if I thought I was sending you into personal danger. But thatâs only one manâs guess, and a laymanâs at that. Iâve got to leave it up to you, Nikki. In fact, I find myself sort of hoping youâll turn it down.â
âAll I was trying to say,â said Nikki, âwas: When do I start?â
Ellery kissed her soberly. âGet into a cab and go right over there.â
That was a Tuesday. By Friday evening Dirk Lawrenceâs new secretary was able to report that all was well. In fact, said Nikki, all was so well that she was beginning to wonder if Martha hadnât exaggerated.
âI went over there on Tuesday and Dirk was snoring his head off, catching up on his sleep. So Martha helped me bring some things over from my apartment, and we fixed up the dressing room for me. By that time Dirk had had a shower and changed into clean clothes, and the three of us had a nice objective talk about work and domestic arrangements, and then Martha kissed him and left us in his study, where he works, and we got going.
âHeâs a dynamo, Ellery. The whole thing seems to have given him a shot in the arm. He had a folder full of notes and we went through them the rest of Tuesday and all day Wednesday, reorganizing his material, discarding a lot of it, making notes of new ideasâIâm really quite impressed. Itâs going to be a sensational book if itâs ever finished. By Wednesday night I was so fagged Martha put her foot down and we knocked off at a reasonable hour. But I didnât let myself fall asleep until I heard Dirk snoring.
âThen yesterday morning we went at it again, and this is the first chance Iâve had to call. Dirk and Martha are in the tub having a high old time splashing each other, and the three of us are going out to dinner.â
âYouâve seen no sign of anything, Nikki?â
âNot a ripple. Heâs really thrown himself into this, Ellery. Heâs trying hard. Martha has her fingers crossed, but sheâs beginning to look happy again. Oh, I hope this works out.â
âTry to arrange a foursome for dinner tomorrow night.â
On Saturday night they went to a penthouse restaurant on 59th Street, overlooking Central Park. Dirk ordered breast of guinea hen under glass and French champagne; he was in high spirits. Martha was radiant.
It was Dirk who brought up the subject of the novel. âItâs going great,â he said. âI never realized before what a difference a skilled literary secretary makes. This must be a real sacrifice for you, Ellery. I canât thank you enough.â
âDedicate the book to me,â said Ellery
Arnold Nelson, Jouko Kokkonen