sedan, now parked, where a young man organized his materials. As he appeared to be on his own Alex ruled out the Jehovahâs Witnessesâno such sport todayâyet hoped that his luck would hold, that the visitor would prove to be a salesman. So few were left nowadays. The stranger came around a cedar clump, tall, redheaded, flush with the confusion and anticipation of youth. Alex welcomed the good fortune that now beamed upon him. Not wishing to meet any man while down on his knees, he gathered himself to his feet, grunting a little, then waited to hear the fellowâs ungodly pitch.
In a suit that ill-fitted him, probably culled from a rummage sale when first he got the job, the arrival was stymied before he began. He was undecided on the etiquette of approach. Should he cross the lawn? Or carry on down the road, the long way, and use the stone path? Alex waited for him to figure that out, and gave him marks for choosing to march straight across the lawn.
âMorning,â Alex noted.
âGood morning, sir!â the young man enthused. He was trying to offer his hand while shifting the weight of his awkward sales catalogue from one arm to the other. âMy name is Jake Withers, and Iââ
âWhatever youâre selling, son, Iâm not buying. Just so we understand each other.â
Jake paused. Already this was not going as well as planned. He was still waiting for the handshake.
âI represent the Rathbone Company?â The statement emerged as a question, as though he doubted his own claim. Alex rescued the hand hanging in midair and took it in his own and, cruelly, compressed it. He could see Jakeâs eyes blanch with the pain. Then he let go.
âIs that a fact? Donât know those people. You donât sound so convinced yourself.â
âYes, sir. I work forâI represent the Rathbone Company? And Iâm asking you today to imagine the one alteration that will transform your property.â
âYouâre asking me to use my imagination. Is that a fact.â
âYes, sir. Now picture this.â He turned to his left, and cast his free hand over the ground, as if to emulate Moses dividing the waters of the Red Sea. âA gleaming black driveway.â
Alex looked over at his pocked gravel drive and saw a thing of beauty.
âEh? Eh?â Jake pressed.
âExcuse me just a moment, will you, son?â
âYes, sir!â the young man consented. He walked with the older man until Alex turned into his house and then the younger one stood still. He silently rehearsed how he was going to embellish this deal, then close it. âSir!â he called out before Alex made it inside the house. âYou got a beautiful spot here.â
Alex turned, smiled. âThank you, son.â
âIâll tell you what Iâm going to do.â
âExcuse me for one moment, son.â
âFor the boost to your property value that this will give you, you should be paying me double. Really, itâs like Iâll be paying you. But this is what Iâll do. Sign on the dotted line today, Iâll give you a ten percent discount. Just like that, right out of the blue. No need to haggle. Thatâs over and above the big boost to your property value that Iâm talking to you about today.â
âAm I excused or not?â Alex inquired.
âSure, sure,â Jake Withers said. âGo right ahead, sir. Iâll be here.â
âIâll only be a moment.â
âGo right ahead, sir.â
âThanks.â
Looking at the visitor from inside the house through the screen, Alex wondered if this was the ladâs first attempt at a sale ever. He returned outside onto his sunlit porch carrying a shotgun cordially pointed at the ground.
The young manâs pupils dilated. âIs that thing loaded, eh?â
âNot much point if itâs not.â
âWhat do you shoot out here? Ducks? Is it