knock it off!â Dallas said, surging into the melee.
Thomas started to wail and showed no signs of letting up. âSh-she g-got cake on my new g-glasses!â
âLet me clean those for you, bud.â Dallas set his lunch tray on the table and then took the boyâs gold-rimmed frames. To Josie, he said, âBe right back.â
âTh-thereâs c-cake on my shirt, t-too. Mommyâs gonna yell.â
âNo she wonât, sweetie,â Josie assured the boy. To the twins, she demanded, âWhat were you thinking?â
Hands on her hips, Bonnie said, âHe shouldâve just gave me that cake.â
âYeah,â Betsy said, adopting the same pose.
âIâm Bonnie Buckhorn.â Wearing a satisfied grin, Bonnie added, âDaddy says Iâm one half of a perfect bunch and that I can do whatever I want.â
After handing Thomas his freshly cleaned glasses, Dallas grabbed the collars of his daughtersâ matching pink T-shirts. âLadies, we need to talk.â
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I F D ALLAS HADNâT SEEN the whole incident with his own eyes, he never wouldâve believed it. Steering thegirls into their quiet, dark classroom, he said, âPut your behinds in your chairs.â
âBut, Daddy,â Bonnie whined, âwhy are we in trouble when Thomas was the one being mean?â
âWe gave him cupcakes,â Betsy thoughtfully pointed out.
Dallas rubbed his throbbing forehead. âYou canât just take your friendâs dessert. Itâs wrong. Andââ
âYou tell us we can do whatever we want.â His eldest by a minute held his stare.
âYes, but, hon, that doesnât give you the right to do bad things.â Was everything else his girls had been accused of true?
âWe arenât bad, Daddy.â Betsy left her chair to crawl onto his lap. Bonnie soon followed.
âIâm sorry, Daddy.â Bonnie wrapped her chubby arms around his neck.
âBoth of you need to get it through your pretty heads that just because youâre Daddyâs princesses, that doesnât give you the right to do whatever you want. At school, you have to follow the rules.â
Bonnie chimed in with, âMiss Griffin never said we couldnât put cake in Thomasâs hair.â
The statement was so ridiculous, Dallas had to chuckle. âHoney, I can think of very few situations where you should put cake in anyoneâs hair.â
âDo you still love us?â Betsy asked.
Hunching over, he made growling, tickle monster noises, attacking their rib cages to the accompaniment of shrieking laughs.
Now that both girls had been scolded, it felt good to return to their usual Buckhorn family fun.
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âW HO WANTS COFFEE AND DONUTS ?â Friday morning, Josie halted her walk around the classroom to see Dallas and his girls wielding snacks .
âMe, me!â The majority of the class didnât even bother raising their hands before running over to claim their share.
Betsy and Bonnie beamed.
Thomas sank down in his chair.
âStop!â Josie hated always being the bad guy, but this was ridiculous. âThe school has a healthy snack policy and last I checked, coffee and donuts arenât on the list.â
âBut itâs Friday,â Dallas complained, sounding suspiciously like his daughters. âPlus,â he nodded across the room, âas an apology, my girls wanted to give a special offering to that little fella.â
If Thomas scooted much lower, heâd have dissolved into a puddle on the floor.
âI donât care if itâs Christmas,â Josie argued, âyouâre not caffeinating my kindergarteners.â
âYouâre impossible.â Turning his back on her, he said to his crew, âCome on, girls.â
âWhere are you going?â Josie asked, following them into the hall.
âTeachersâ lounge. Or will you deny your coworkers a happy start to