people I had met up that way whose future was now in the hands of Wendigo Timber. âI hadnât heard they were going to evict all those leaseholders.â
Hank Varnum, six foot six with a mug like Abe Lincoln, came over to the counter to pay his bill at the cash register. âTheyâre not really evicting them,â he said. âNot outright, anyway. What theyâre doing is offering to sell them the land their camps are on.â
âFor hundreds of thousands of dollars,â said Dot. âWho can afford to pay that kind of money?â
âThey have the choice of moving the buildings somewhere else,â said Varnum.
âYou ever try to move a fifty-year-old log cabin?â
âI thought you were a believer in free enterprise, Dot.â
âI am.â
âWendigo bought that land legally. It belongs to them, and by law they can do what ever they want with it.â
Dotâs face glowed red. âYou know what theyâre going to do, donât you? Theyâre going to sell that forestland to rich out-of-staters, and itâs all going to get developed. Theyâve already put up a bunch of gates. It used to be you could hunt or fish or snowmobile wherever you wanted up there. Now itâs all going to be off-limits. Is that what you want to see happen?â
Varnum said, âYou canât fight progress, Dot.â
âItâs not progress,â I said.
The sound of my voice seemed to surprise everyone, myself included. I almost never weighed in with a personal opinion at the Square Deal, just answered questions and made polite conversation. It had something to do with wearing the uniform, holding myself in check. But it pissed me off to think of the North Woods gated and turned into a private playland for the rich.
âMikeâs right,â said Dot. âAnd if I was one of them leaseholders, you can bet I would have been at that meeting last night, screaming my lungs out.â
âIâm sure you would,â said Varnum.
After he had left, Dot said, âIâm sorry, Mike. What can I get you? You want a molasses doughnut?â
âThat would be great.â Truth was, I didnât have much of an appetite.
âThe one I feel sorry for is that deputy,â she said. âI wonder if he had a family.â
Of course, he did. We all do.
4
A number of years ago, some Hollywood producers made a movie about a man-eating crocodile that had somehow taken up residence in the frigid waters of a northern Maine lake. The hero of this motion picture was supposed to be a Maine game warden. Prior to filming, the actor who had been chosen to play the part of the warden took a look at the summer uniform we wearâdark green, short-sleeved shirt and pants tucked into combat boots, white undershirt, black baseball cap with a green pine tree and the words
Maine Game Warden
stitched around it in redâand refused to put it on. He said we looked like the Brazilian militia. Instead, the actor opted for a more casual outfit of khaki shirt and blue jeans, the better to combat the killer croc and romance Bridget Fonda.
So much for realism.
In my experience, the profession of game warden was misunderstood enough by the public without Hollywood drawing another caricature. Many peopleâurban and suburban people, especiallyâdidnât recognize the uniform or understand what it signified. Hikers would come up to me in the woods and say, âOh, are you a forest ranger? Howâs the fire danger today?â Others would say, âIâd really love to work with animals,â not realizing that most of the animals I saw were dead or seriously wounded or sick with rabies or brain worm.
What I tried to explain to these nice people was that I was a cop, and the forest was my beat. The statute that created the Maine Warden Service in 1880 gave the governor the authority to appoint wardens âwhose duty it shall be to enforce the