down. âI have an idea. Go downstairs and look inside the cooler. Look at the ooze. Youâll see. The ooze is just . . . ooze. It canât do anything to you.â
âWhat if it can?â I asked. âWhat ifââ
âJust do it,â Colin told me.
I hung up and headed for the basement. Colin was right. I had to look at the ooze. See that it was just harmless glop. It was the only thing that would make me feel better.
I opened the basement door and slowly walked down the steps. I spotted the cooler under the tableâexactly where I had shoved it.
I raised the lid of the cooler about an inchâand inhaled sharply.
A giant glob of ooze sat on top of the paper towels.
It was as if all the little balls that we had wiped up joined together. Joined into one huge mass of ooze.
And now it was glowing.
I opened the lid a little moreâand saw that the glob had veins. Veins! Glowing, throbbing veins!
I started to slam the lid downâwhen the lump of ooze began to bubble. A small bubble broke the surface and popped. Then another. And another.
Bubble. Pop. Bubble. Pop.
More and more tiny bubbles rose to the surface and popped.
Then, without warning, a huge bubble rose up to the surface. It flipped the cooler lid wide open.
I leaped backâback from the growing bubble. But it was too late.
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S plat!
The giant bubble burst.
A huge glob of the ooze hit my face.
It dripped down my eyes, my nose, my cheeks. It dangled from my chin in a gooey mess.
âOh, no,â I moaned. I was going to be really stupid now.
I had to wash off this horrible stuff right away! Before it made me a total moron.
I scrambled over to the cabinet under the sink. No more paper towels. We used them all yesterday.
I yanked off my T-shirt and started scrubbing my face with it. The ooze was growing warm now. Warm and extra-sticky. I couldnât get it off.
I scrubbed and scrubbed, pressing my lips together tightly. Who knew what would happen if I swallowed some? I certainly didnâtâand I didnât want to find out.
My face burned and tingled as I rubbed. But I rubbed furiously until I wiped it all off.
I shoved my T-shirt into the cooler and slammed the lid on. Then I pounded up the basement stairs and down the hall to the bathroom I shared with Michelle. I had to look in the mirrorâto make sure not one drop remained.
I locked the bathroom door behind me. Then I leaned as close to the mirror as I could. Searching for even a speck of the orange goo.
I didnât see any. Not a drop. But what if some had seeped into one of my earsâdeep inside where I couldnât see it?
I pictured the slimy stuff sliding through my earâand into my brain! I was doomed.
I have to tell Mom and Dad, I realized. This was a serious problem.
I knew they were going to be angry. I didnât even want to think about what they would do to me. I would probably be grounded until I finished collegeâif I went to college. I might be way too stupid by then to go.
I had no choice. I had to tell them. I needed their help. They were smart. They did research. Maybethey could figure out a way to save me from a lifetime of stupidity.
My stomach flip-flopped as I headed to the living room to find my parents. They were both sitting on the sofaâreading scientific journals.
I took a deep breath. âMom, Dad, I have to talk to you,â I said. My voice shook only a little.
âWhatâs wrong, dear?â Mom asked. âYou look upset.â
âItâs about the ooze,â I started. âChester and I both touched it. Thatâs whyââ
Dad put down his copy of Biology Today . âOoze?â he asked. âWhat on earth is ooze?â
âChester stepped in it,â I said. âSome of it spilled on the basement table, too. Thatâs how I touched it.â
Mom and Dad glanced at each other. I could tell they were confused.
I knew I wasnât