mystified as well.
âYes. Itâs about Jo.â
âJo?â
âMiss Atworthy.â
âAh.â Of course Lord Greyham wished to ascertain his guest hadnât sustained an injury, though it would make more sense for the man or, better, his wife to go up and speak to Miss Atworthy directly. âI was happy to be able to save her from what could have been a very serious accident.â Had Greyham heard about the kiss? Better not mention it.
âEr, yes,â Greyham said. âGlad you could be of help. Wouldnât want Jo getting hurt, of course.â
âOf course.â Damian waited. Lord Greyham cleared his throat and shifted from foot to foot. âWas there something else?â
The baron tugged on his waistcoat. The manâs belly had grown significantly in the last few years. âYes, actually. I wanted to tell youââ He coughed. âThis is a little awkward, but given your reputationâyour current reputation, that is, not your old reputation as Prince of Hearts, heh heh.â
Damian and Stephen just stared at him.
âYes, well, given your current reputation, I assumed you wouldnât mind.â
Lord Greyham smiled. Damian blinked. âMind what?â
âThat Iâve paired you with Jo.â
An embarrassing bolt of lust shot through him, lodging in the obvious organ. âOh.â It was his turn to clear his throat. âWhy would I mind?â
âWell, you see, the thing is we invited Henrietta Helton to be your, er, valentine. Sheâs a knowledgeable widow and would have been veryââGreyham winkedââaccommodating. But then she took ill at the very last minute. Literally. By the time I got word, there was no hope of inviting a suitable substitute. The Widow Bellingham, who sometimes attends our parties, was off visiting her daughter in Manchester, and none of the other mature ladies in the area would ever deign to darken our door. Theyâre a nasty bunch of puritanical prudes; they turn their blasted supercilious noses up at us.â Greyham shrugged. âMy only option was Jo. Her fatherâs a distant cousin; they live on the estate.â
âI see. And Miss Atworthy doesnât share the local prejudice against your parties?â Damian asked. Sheâd looked a bit like a prude in her outdated outfit and severe expression when sheâd arrived in that cart, but she hadnât feltâor tastedâlike a prude when heâd had her in his arms.
âOh, she probably does. I took the precaution of asking her father before I sent the invitation. He said he thought he could convince her, but frankly, I was shocked to hear sheâd comeâIâd expected to get my invitation back torn up into tiny pieces.â He shrugged. âJust wanted to warn you, sheâs not up to snuff, no matter that sheâs not a dewy young miss. To tell the truth, sheâs a bit of an ape-leader. Past her prayers, donât you know.â He grinned suddenly. âOr maybe thatâs why she cameâto find out what sheâs been missing all these years. If so, youâre just the man to educate her, arenât you, Kenderly?â He waggled his brows. âYou two can do a little conjugation together.â
Stephen choked on his Madeira; Damian scowled at the baron, even while an evil little voice in the randy section of his brain pointed out Miss Atworthy had shown great promise while kissing him. A confirmed prude would have slapped him soundly.
Greyham looked over Damianâs shoulder and frowned. âDamn.â He sighed. âIâm afraid Jo looks exactly like the stuffy, dull Latin tutor she is.â
Damian turned and felt another jolt of lust.
Miss Atworthy stood in the doorway, wearing perhaps the ugliest gown heâd ever seenâa hideous pink frothy affair with a high neck, long sleeves, and far too many ruffles. But above the nauseating pink cloud, her