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heat? I havenât worked out all week.â
That was Plato, of course, Plato the stick-tailed spotted bird dog. He spent his time pointing tennis shoes and retrieving sticks and thinking about birds. And what really ripped me was that Beulah seemed to like him.
I gave him a nod. âYes, the heat has been terÂrible.â I knocked off three back flips in a row, did a forward flip with a half-twist, and landed on my feet. âIâve had to cut back on my work schedÂule too.â
You should have seen his eyes! They almost bugged out of his head. âGood gravy, Hank, thatâs very impressive, very impressive. Beulah, did you see that?â
She did. I knew she did because I could see and almost feel her adoring gaze on me. So, just for the heck of it, I knocked off three forwardses, two backÂwardses, landed on my front legs, did five pushÂups, and ended with five carbuncles. Cartwheels.
Plato almost fell out of the pickup. He couldnât believe his eyes. âWow. By golly. Hank, Iâm really impressed. No kidding. I mean, in this heat the rest of us just drag around and try to survive, but you . . . did you see that, Honey Bun?â
â Quit calling her Honey Bun. â
I froze and cocked my ear. Was I hearing voices? Unless I was badly mistaken, I had just heard someone say, âQuit calling her Honey Bun.â
I shot a glance at Plato. His expression had changed. His eyes showed . . . fear. I shifted my gaze toward Beulah. She was looking away, as though . . . hmmm. Very strange.
Plato cut his eyes from side to side and motioned for me to come over. When I did, he glanced over his shoulder and dropped his voice to a whisper.
âHank, thereâs something I must tell you. Remember Rufus, Billyâs Doberman pinscher? Heâs sitting up there on the spare tire.â
âOh. So that was his voice I heard?â
âRight. Yes. Exactly. He forced me and Beulah to sit in opposite corners. He doesnât want us to be friendly, if you know what I mean, because he thinks Beulah likes him.â
âHmmm. Does she?â I turned to Beulah.
âI canât stand him,â she whispered. âHeâs an ugly toad, and heâs a bully and a brute, and heâs so mean to poor Plato . . . oh, I hate him!â
âIâll be derned. Well, maybe I need to have a talk with old Rufie.â
Platoâs eyes grew wide, and he shook his head. âNo, donât get involved, Hank. I know you mean well, but this is just something we have to live with. We can stand it another day, canât we, Honey . . . âer, canât we, Beulah?â
âStay on your side, birdbrain, and quit talking to my sweetie pie.â It was The Voice again.
âOkay, Rufus, sorry. It wonât happen again.â Plato turned back to me. âYou see what I mean? Heâs the meanest, most overbearing dog Iâve ever known. And Iâll be honest, Hank. He scares me.â
âI wonder what heâd do if I yelled . . . honey bun.â
Plato flinched at the words. âOh, I wouldnât do that, Hank, really. No kidding. To you it might be a joke, but Rufus has no sense of humor at all. And let me remind you, Hank, this guy has hurt a lot of dogs. Heâs vicious.â
âIâll swan.â I threw back my head and called, âHoney bun, here, honey bun. Oh honey bun. Here a honey, there a bun, everywhere a honey bun.â
Plato gasped. âNo, Hank, please . . .â
âHoney bun, honey bun, honey bun!â
Platoâs eyes rolled back in his head. Beulahâs eyelids sank. The pickup lurched and bounced, and Rufusâs ugly head appeared above the tailgate.
I gave him a lazy grin. âHi. How yâall today?â
He spoke in a deep booming voice. âWho said âhoney bunâ?â
âWell, letâs see. It wasnât Plato. It wasnât Beulah, so perhaps âtwas I.â
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