Tags:
adventure,
Mystery,
Texas,
dog,
cowdog,
Hank the Cowdog,
John R. Erickson,
John Erickson,
ranching,
Hank,
Drover,
Pete,
Sally May
mean, I was burning up with vitality.
Drover whined for me to let him up, so I did and began looking around for another, shall we say, sparring partner. My eyes fell upon Pete, who had ventured outside Sally Mayâs yard and was slinking across the gravel drive.
Heh, heh.
I threw all engines into Fast Forward, spun my paws on the gravel, and went roaring after PreÂcious Kitty. He knew something was up. Perhaps he saw the fire in my eyes. He stopped in his tracks, humped his back, and began to hiss.
Heh, heh. Bad move.
Just before I got there, he figured out the obvious, that his hissing couldnât stop a freight train. He sold out and ran to the nearest tree.
On another occasion, he would have been safe in a treeâand as a matter of fact, on reaching the first limb, he turned a haughty little smirk at me and stuck out his tongue.
Ha, ha! Little did he know. I didnât stop at the base of the tree, fellers. I climbed that rascal, which caused panic and pandabearium amongst the kitties, so to speak. He screeched and hissed and climbed higher.
I followed. This was fun. I had never climbed a tree before. Whooo-pee! What a lark. Pete scratched and clawed his way out to the tiny branches at the end of a limb, and I . . . hmm, sort of ran out of structural support for my enormous body, you might say, and fell out of the tree.
Good thing old Slim was down there, greasing the trailer bearings, otherwise I might have hit the ground with a thud, but he was there and I landed on his head.
Boy, was he shocked. What a riot. Hat, glasses, bearings, and grease flew in all directions. That woke him up, Iâll bet.
Whilst he stared at me with wide eyes, I gave him a huge lick on the face and went bounding away to find another source of entertainment.
âGood honk,â I heard him say, âI just got hit by a falling dog!â
Right-toe! And I was just getting warmed up.
It was my good fortune just then to see seven pecking chickens up ahead of me. How perfect! You know how much I love to bulldoze chickens. Itâs one of the greatest thrills this life has to offer, even better than treeing cats, because the chickens flutter and flap and make a lot more noise than a cat.
ZOOM! SQUAWK, BAWK, BAWK, KA-BAWK!
Wow. It was great. Wonderful. Terrific. Feathers and chickens flew in all directions. It was one of the most meaningful experiences of my entire career.
The only trouble was that it ended in a matter of seconds, and once youâve scattered all the chickens, fellers, itâs hard to go back to lifeâs dull routines.
I trotted past Slim and gave him a big grin. He was trying to wipe the axle grease off his glasses and he didnât look too happy about it.
âYou dufus dog, what were you doing up in that tree?â
He would never understand. Nobody would underÂstand. I had just discovered a secret energy source and had transformed myself into Turbo Poochâhalf dog and half bulldozer.
As I approached Drover, he began backing away. âHank, somethingâs come over you. I think that grasshopper must have been eating dynamite and gasoline. Iâve never seen you act this way before. Iâm kind of worried about you.â
âHa. Donât worry about me, kid. Worry about the rest of the world. Come on, letâs wrestle some more. Letâs go a few rounds of boxing. Letâs run a five-mile race. Letâs tear down a few trees.â
He kept backing away. âYou know, Hank, Iâd love to do all that, but itâs awful hot and this old legâs sure been giving me fits.â
âYeah? Well, letâs just yank it off.â His eyes crossed. I laughed. âJust kidding, Drover. Donât be so serious. Relax and enjoy life.â
âHow can I relax when youâre acting so weird?â
âI donât know, pard. As a matter of fact, Iâm having a little trouble relaxing myself. I mean, one hour ago I could hardly stay awake.