42 at home,
and I pray you all go with me.
SHALLOW I must excuse myself, Master Ford.
SLENDER And so must I, sir. We have appointed to dine with
Mistress Anne, and I would not break with 46 her for more
money than I’ll speak of.
SHALLOW We have lingered about a match between Anne
Page and my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have our
answer.
SLENDER I hope I have your good will, father Page.
PAGE You have, Master Slender, I stand wholly for you.
But my wife, Master Doctor, is for you altogether.
CAIUS Ay, be-gar, and de maid is love-a me. My nursh-a
Quickly tell me so mush.
HOST What say you to young Master Fenton?
To Page
He capers 57 , he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses,
he speaks holiday , he smells April and May. He will carry’t 58 ,
he will carry’t, ’tis in his buttons 59 , he will carry’t.
PAGE Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is
of no having : he kept company with the wild prince and 61
Poins. He is of too high a region 62 , he knows too much. No, he
shall not knit a knot 63 in his fortunes with the finger of my
substance . If he take her, let him take her simply 64 : the wealth I
have waits on my consent, and my consent goes not that way.
FORD I beseech you heartily, some of you go home with
me to dinner. Besides your cheer, you shall have sport: I will
show you a monster 68 . Master Doctor, you shall go, so shall
you, Master Page, and you, Sir Hugh.
SHALLOW Well, fare you well.— We shall have
Aside to Slender
the freer wooing at Master Page’s.
[
Exeunt Shallow and Slender
]
CAIUS Go home, John Rugby, I come anon 72 .
[
Exit Rugby
]
HOST Farewell, my hearts 73 . I will to my honest knight
Falstaff, and drink canary 74 with him.
[
Exit
]
FORD I think I shall drink in pipe wine 75 first with
Aside
him. I’ll make him dance .— Will you go, gentles 76 ?
Aloud
ALL Have with 77 you to see this monster.
Exeunt
Act 3 Scene 3
running scene 10
Enter Mistress Ford and Mistress Page
MISTRESS FORD What, John? What, Robert?
MISTRESS PAGE Quickly, quickly! Is the buck-basket 2 —
MISTRESS FORD I warrant. What, Robin, I say!
[
Enter John and Robert with a laundry basket
]
MISTRESS PAGE Come, come, come.
MISTRESS FORD Here, set it down.
MISTRESS PAGE Give your men the charge 6 , we must be brief.
MISTRESS FORD Marry, as I told you before, John and Robert, be
ready here hard by in the brew-house 8 , and when I suddenly
call you, come forth, and without any pause or staggering
take this basket on your shoulders: that done, trudge with it
in all haste, and carry it among the whitsters in Datchet 11
Mead, and there empty it in the muddy ditch close by the
Thames side.
MISTRESS PAGE You will do it?
To John and Robert
MISTRESS FORD I ha’ told them over and over, they lack no
direction. Be gone, and come when you are called.
[
Exeunt John and Robert
]
MISTRESS PAGE Here comes little Robin.
[
Enter Robin
]
MISTRESS FORD How now, my eyas-musket 18 ? What news with
you?
ROBIN My master, Sir John, is come in at your back-door,
Mistress Ford, and requests your company.
MISTRESS PAGE You little Jack-a-Lent 22 , have you been true to us?
ROBIN Ay, I’ll be sworn. My master knows not of your
being here and hath threatened to put me into everlasting
liberty if I tell you of it: for he swears he’ll turn me away 25 .
MISTRESS PAGE Thou’rt a good boy. This secrecy of thine shall
be a tailor to thee, and shall make thee a new doublet and
hose. I’ll go hide me.
MISTRESS FORD Do so.— Go tell thy master I am alone.
To Robin
[
Exit Robin
]
Mistress Page, remember you your cue.
MISTRESS PAGE I warrant thee: if I do not act it, hiss me.
[
Exit
]
MISTRESS FORD Go
Elizabeth Amelia Barrington