while, but I still logged on to TILT daily. I mostly just used the messaging feature, because the one good thing to come out of TILT was my best friend.
Whose real name I didnât know. She went by the screen name TheMissingNib.
It was kind of weird but I donât knowâit also kind of worked.
Besides not knowing her name, I also didnât know exactly where she lived (East Coast somewhere. Maryland maybe? Rhode Island?) or what she looked like (it was against TILT policy to exchange photos). So for all I knew she could be an old, weird serial killer and not the teenager she claimed to be.
But I liked talking to her, so to be honest, I didnât worry that much about anything else.
I was planning on telling her about my acceptance to the University of Texas, but my password kept failing. I was terrible with passwords. I tried a variety, one after another:
Bucker
Buckerisacat
Buckermcbuckerson
Nothing worked.
I had them email me a reset code.
When asked to pick a new password, I typed in
Buckerisnowmypassword
.
The site labeled my password
weak
but accepted it, so I was feeling fairly triumphant as the home screen popped up.
I had one unread message from TheMissingNib.
Itâs six in the morning over here. Iâve just spent the past five hours reading every letter my motherâs written me over the past five years. You know, my mother who moved to Florida? Exceptâand hereâs a fun new fact I recently learnedâSHE NEVER MOVED TO FLORIDA. Sheâs been living in my town the whole time, IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION. WTF. Except now sheâs dead. Are you awake? Message me when youâre awake.
I checked the clock. It was about seven in the morning. Nib had sent the message four hours ago. I hit Reply and typed back:
Iâm awake now. Are you?
I hit Send.
Her response popped up a minute later.
Iâm awake. Instamess?
TILT didnât have instant messaging. I opened up the Instamess application on my computer. I was still signed in from last night, so I closed my away message and opened a chat box with TheMissingNib.
BuckerMcBuckerson // Hi.
TheMissingNib // Hi.
Bucker // Hi. Iâm so sorry about your mother.
Nib // I thought she was in Florida. This whole time.
Bucker // I canât believe your grandparents lied to you for so long.
Nib // You and me both. I thought they were benevolent, but it turns out they are evil old people and must be destroyed.
Bucker // She wrote you letters?
Nib // Like a ton of letters. At least once a month for five years.
Bucker // What do they all say?
Nib // Theyâre mostly crazy. Unintelligible. I mean, she was in the nuthouse. She didnât really have all her faculties.
Bucker // Do you mind if I ask you something . . .
Nib // She hanged herself.
Bucker // Thatâs terrible.
Nib // Hanged is the correct verb, btw.
Bucker // I know.
Nib // You live in LA, right?
Bucker // Yup.
Nib // Guess who my mom says my real dad is?
Bucker // Who?
Nib // Wallace Green.
Bucker // The actor? For real?
Nib // I mean, we must take that with a grain of salt. She spent the last five years getting lobotomies, probably.
Bucker // Well he doesnât even live in LA. He lives in Texas. I think I read that in a magazine.
Nib // All the movie stars are moving to Texas.
Bucker // Yeah. Isnât it 4 AM where you are?
Nib // Weâre three hours forward, not backward. Youâre not very good at clocks.
Bucker // Oh, yeah. I knew that. Have you slept yet? Maybe you should get some sleep.
Nib // Trying to get rid of me?
Bucker // I have to drive my sister to the doc.
Nib // Everything OK?
Bucker // Sheâs getting fitted for some new legs. She wants to be taller.
Nib // Really?
Bucker // Ha. No. She doesnât really fit the old ones anymore. These will probably be the last pair, though.
Nib // Forever legs.
Bucker // Thatâs a snappy name. I might call her that.
Nib // Donât tell her it was from