queuing for the shop where the water was sold. As they moved forward, Cowlick pointed out the sign. It said: âMaxwellâs Well Makes Wellâ .
Tapser smiled. âHe has a funny sense of humour all right.â He looked up at the tall, turreted building that rose high above the shop out of the side of the glen. The castle itself was marked âPrivateâ and two big Alsatian dogs roamed the grounds behind a high wire fence. âAnd itâs a funny sort of hotel. I donât see any guests.â
âThatâs because Max doesnât run it as an hotel any more,â said Cowlick. âI told you that.â
They were in the shop now, and while the tourists bought their bottles of water the four of them edged up to where the supplies were stacked on shelves like large bottles of white lemonade.
When he thought no one was looking, Tapser took down a bottle and unscrewed the cap, but before he could sniff it, a strong hand clamped on his shoulder and a man with a foreign accent enquired if he was going to buy it.
âI ⦠Iâd like to,â replied Tapser somewhat nervously.
âBut we havenât got the money,â said RóisÃn, coming to his aid.
âThen you have no business in here,â growled the man.
âBut Mr van Weshal said we could come,â Tapser protested.
The man ignored him and marched them towards the door. There they met Prince and, sensing that the man was being distinctly unfriendly to his young master, the collie bared his teeth in a snarl.
The man released Tapser and ordered, âGet out, all of you. And take that dog with you. It is not hygienic to have animals in a shop. And do not come back in here unless you wish to buy something.â
Outside, Tapser pulled his jacket back into place and remarked, âTheyâre not very friendly, are they?â
âTheyâre like that,â Cowlick told him. âMax is the same. Itâs all business and they donât stand for any nonsense.â
âNo, they sure donât, do they?â said a tourist who had seen what happened. She had pink hair and matching glasses, and it was obvious she was an American.
Her husband gave Tapserâs red hair a friendly wigging and said, âI thought all you Irishmen had black curly hair.â
âHugh Rua had red hair too,â said Tapser defensively.
âOh yeah, Red Hugh, the Highwayman of the Glen,â said the man. âWe read about him in our guide book. Well, maybe itâs the red-haired ones that are wild. Say, why did that guy throw you out anyhow?â
Tapser shrugged. âBecause we were looking at the bottles.â
âYou mean to say he threw you out just because of that?â said the woman. âWell, here, have one of ours. Youâre more than welcome.â
They all protested, but the woman added, âGo on, why not for goodness sakes. After all, itâs only water.â
So it was, as they found when they tested the bottle on the way back into town.
âSo much for that idea,â remarked RóisÃn.
âWell it could have been poteen,â said Tapser. âAnd Max could have been smuggling it out that way. After all, there was poteen in the other bottle we found.â
âWell if Max isnât using his bottles to smuggle poteen, who is?â asked Cowlick.
âAnd where is it coming from?â wondered RóisÃn.
âPeppi seems to think thereâs a big still hidden away somewhere up in the mountains, and thatâs where itâs coming from,â said Rachel.
âBut how come one of the bottles ended up in the sea?â said Cowlick. âThatâs the funny part of it.â
âWhat do you really think of Peppi?â Tapser asked.
âWe like him,â replied Rachel.
âBut we sometimes wonder about him,â said RóisÃn.
âYou mean the woollen gloves?â
âI suppose so,â said
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