Black Jack, and unwrapped it. She concentrated hard on chewing for a bit, then said: âDo you want to hang upside down next to me? Thereâs plenty of room if I shift along a bit.â
I looked at the railings and tried to imagine what it would feel like. âNo, thanks,â I said.
âWhy not?â
âMy legs are too fat, Iâd fall off.â
âYou ought to try it.â
âWhy?â
âBecause itâs like looking at the world from an upside down sort of place.â
âIâd just as soon look at it the right way up,â I said.
âYou donât know what youâre missing.â
I did a bit of hopscotch on the pavement to change the subject.
âIâd better go,â I said. âMy dad will be wanting his ciggies.â
âIâll call for you later if you like. What number do you live at?â
âFifteen See Saw Lane.âÂ
 âI live at number forty six.â
âSee you later,â I said and ran down the twitten. I had a little bubble of excitement in my tummy because suddenly the world seemed brighter and happier and more fun. I was halfway down the alley when I heard Mary calling my name.
âDottie!â
I called back: âMary!â and we continued to call to each other until I was at the other end.
âDottie!â
âMary!â
âDottie!â
âMary!â
âDottie!â
We called to each other for the rest of our lives.
Maryâs Diary
Dear Diery,
When I grow up I am going to be a famus artist
I am reely good at drawrin.
I like my old skool better than my new one.
The only thing I like about my new one is sittin next to my best friend Dotty Perks.
The art teecher is bonkers
so is the gografy teecher.
Tatty bye diery
Love from
Mary Pickles
Aged 8 and a half ish.
Chapter Five
M ary Pickles didnât like school. Well, I didnât like it much either. In fact, I didnât know anyone who liked it, except perhaps Betty Baxter who was teacherâs pet and ate sandwiches with the crusts cut off. Mary was really good at art but she didnât like the art teacher. Miss Philips brought in some tatty old jug from home, stuck a few weeds in it and told us to draw it, then leant back in her chair and read a magazine and ate sweets that she kept in her drawer. Every November we had to do a painting of bonfire night.
One rainy afternoon I was happily engrossed, using every colour in the paint pots, trying to create something that vaguely resembled a bonfire. I was concentrating really hard on getting just the right mix of colours to shoot up into the night sky.
By the time I had finished it, I thought it wasnât half bad; I might have overdone it on the red paint, but Mary had hogged the orange, so I didnât have much choice.
âWhat do you think?â I said, pushing my masterpiece across the desk.
âHow many times have you drawn that exact same picture?â said Mary.
âWhat are you talking about?â
âThat picture. How many times have you painted it?â
âI donât know.â
âWell, I do,â she said. âYouâve painted it every bloody bonfire night for the last four years.â
âI suppose I have,â I said, giggling. âWhat have you painted then?â
She pushed her paper across to me.
I stared at the painting and then at Mary. âItâs a plate of beans on toast,â I said.
âThatâs what I had for my tea on bonfire night.â
Well that explained the orange paint. âSheâs going to murder you.â
âShouldnât think she even looks at them. I bet that as soon as we leave the room she throws the whole lot in the bin.â
âNot Betty Baxterâs, she sticks hers on the wall.â
âBetty Baxter canât paint for toffee.â
That really surprised me, because one whole wall in our classroom looked like a Betty Baxter private art