bishop began counting the twenty or more toasts on the toast-list in front of himâa toast and a song alternately: with such a start, could Dr. Brinley possibly last the course? â The King â ... â The Immortal Memory of the Founder â ... â The Fallen in the Great War â ... Dr. Brinley was down to sing âClementineâ immediately after â The Fallen ,â he saw. And then he noticed further down it was Dr. Brinley who was to propose â The Lord Bishop â! In his missionary days in Africa he had attended some curious gatherings, but this bid fair ... indeed he began to wonder if it had been prudent to accept.
âGlad you came,â said the old man suddenlyâapropos of nothing, as if reading his thoughtsâand patted him on the shoulder: âGood lad!... Good Lord â he corrected himself under his breath, and chuckled.
Meanwhile, the banquet continued. The banqueters ate fast and in almost total silence: only Dr. Brinleyâs sallies kept ringing out in quick succession. âA kind of licensed jester, I suppose,â the bishop ruminated. âBut really! At his age!â
âMy Lord,â said Dr. Brinley, breathing whiskey and bad teeth in his face again: âI wonder would you help an old man in his difficulties, eh?â He pushed his face even closer, and waited for an answer open-mouthed.
âIf I can ...â
âThen tell me something very naughty you did as a little nipper.â
The bishopâs indrawn breath was almost a gaspâfor memory had taken him quite unawares. âA blow below the apron,â the doctor thought, reading his gasp, and chuckled: âNo, laddieânot that one,â he said aloud: âNothing really shaming ... just something for a good laugh when I come to speak to your health.â
âYou must give me time to think,â the bishop said evenly. That sudden ancient recollection of real wrong-doing unexpiated had shaken him, and he was too sincere a man to force a smile about it.âBut was âa good laughâ quite ...?
âTheyâll like you all the better for it,â the old man cajoled, as if yet again reading his thoughts.
But there the matter rested, for someone was forcing his way through the crowd of women servingâthe coroner was wanted on the phone. The police at Penrys Cross, it was; and they wouldnât take no for an answer, he was told. Dr. Brinley sighed and left the table.
The telephone was in the stillroom, but even above the clatter of the banquet his voice could be heard everywhere: âEh?âNo, not tomorrow: not possible, hounds meeting at Nant Eifion ... No, nor Wednesday neither: theyâre meeting at the Bridge ... Tell ye what, Iâll hold the inquest Thursday ... Eh? You ought to be thankful, laddie: gives you longer to find out who she was ... Not local: youâre sure of that?â
A screech of laughter from the kitchen drowned the next few words, but everyone heard what followed: âMr. Augustine did you say?âThen thatâs that! Mr. Augustine will have to be summoned.â
Dr. Brinley seemed quite unaware of the general hush as he made his way back to the table. He sat down, grumbling. But at his elbow, arrested in the very act of draining a whiskey-bottle into his glass, stood Mrs. Dai Robertsâand her triumphant eyes were now on stalks:
â Summonsed? Whatâs he been caught doing, Sir?â
âWho?â
âWhy that Mr. Augustine, of course!â
The coroner turned and looked at her judicially: âHasnât your Dai told you anything yet?â
âHeâs not come home. Missing the banquet and all, I just canât understand ...â
So, Dai had gone to earth again! Just like him, rather than face the witness-box. Shy as a wild thing ... ordinarily Dr. Brinley sympathized with Daiâs disappearances, married to that woman; but it was awkward now, just when his