The Flavia De Luce Series 1-4

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Author: Alan Bradley
Tags: Fiction, General, Historical, Thrillers, Mystery & Detective
enlisted to trot off and see that the water is boiled. Rustle something up, indeed! What did he take me for, some kind of cowboy?
    “I’ll see what can be arranged, Inspector,” I said. Coldly, I hoped.
    “Thank you,” Inspector Hewitt said. Then, as I stamped off towards the kitchen door, he called out, “Oh, and Flavia …”
    I turned, expectantly.
    “We’ll come in for it. No need for you to come out here again.”
    The nerve! The bloody nerve!
    Ophelia and Daphne were already at the breakfast table. Mrs. Mullet had leaked the grim news, and there had been ample time for them to arrange themselves in poses of pretended indifference.
    Ophelia’s lips had still not reacted to my little preparation, and I made a mental note to record the time of my observation and the results later.
    “I found a dead body in the cucumber patch,” I told them.
    “How very like you,” Ophelia said, and went on preening her eyebrows.
    Daphne had finished The Castle of Otranto and was now well into Nicholas Nickleby . But I noticed that she was biting her lower lip as she read: a sure sign of distraction.
    There was an operatic silence.
    “Was there a great deal of blood?” Ophelia asked at last.
    “None,” I said. “Not a drop.”
    “Whose body was it?”
    “I don’t know,” I said, relieved at an opportunity to duck behind the truth.
    “The Death of a Perfect Stranger,” Daphne proclaimed in her best BBC Radio announcer’s voice, dragging herself out of Dickens, but leaving a finger in to mark her place.
    “How do you know it’s a stranger?” I asked.
    “Elementary,” Daffy said. “It isn’t you, it isn’t me, and it isn’t Feely. Mrs. Mullet is in the kitchen, Dogger is in the garden with the coppers, and Father was upstairs just a few minutes ago splashing in his bath.”
    I was about to tell her that it was me she had heard in the tub, but I decided not to; any mention of the bath led inevitably to gibes about my general cleanliness. But after the morning’s events in the garden, I had felt the sudden need for a quick soak and a wash-up.
    “He was probably poisoned,” I said. “The stranger, I mean.”
    “It’s always poison, isn’t it?” Feely said with a toss of her hair. “At least in those lurid yellow detective novels. In this case, he probably made the fatal mistake of eating Mrs. Mullet’s cooking.”
    As she pushed away the gooey remains of a coddled egg, something flashed into my mind like a cinder popping out of the grate and onto the hearth, but before I could examine it, my chain of thought was broken.
    “Listen to this,” Daphne said, reading aloud. “Fanny Squeers is writing a letter:
    “ ‘… my pa is one mask of brooses both blue and green likewise two forms are steepled in his Goar. We were kimpelled to have him carried down into the kitchen where he now lays …
    “ ‘… When your nevew that you recommended for a teacher had done this to my pa and jumped upon his body with his feet and also langwedge which I will not pollewt my pen with describing, he assaulted my ma with dreadful violence, dashed her to the earth, and drove her back comb several inches into her head. A very little more and it must have entered her skull. We have a medical certifiket that if it had, the tortershell would have affected the brain.’
    “Now listen to this next bit:
    “ ‘Me and my brother were then the victims of his feury since which we have suffered very much which leads us to the arrowing belief that we have received some injury in our insides, especially as no marks of violence are visible externally. I am screaming out loud all the time I write—’ ”
    It sounded to me like a classic case of cyanide poisoning, but I didn’t much feel like sharing my insight with these two boors.
    “ ‘Screaming out loud all the time I write,’ ” Daffy repeated. “Imagine!”
    “I know the feeling,” I said, pushing my plate away, and, leaving my breakfast untouched, I made my way slowly
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