scholarly subjects, of course. Any fool would know that such a â¦! Good lord, Livie, I didnât think youâd show an interest in a sordid subject of that sort.â
âAnd I didnât think, Charles,â Olivia retorted in irritation, âthat you would turn out to be a prig . Of course Iâm interested in that subject. Anybody would be. Arenât you?â
Charles glared at her, puffing furiously at his pipe. âNever mind about me! This is not a subject fit for a lady, no matter what I may have said before! And Jamie was completely buffle-headed to have discussed such a matter with you.â
âHe didnât discuss it with me. I discussed it with him. â
âDonât quibble.â
âItâs not a quibble. Iâm the one who broached the subject.â
âYou? But ⦠why?â His brows came together in a worried frown. âHas Jamie gotten himself into some sort of fix with a ⦠a â¦?â
âNo. Not Jamie.â
âThank goodness for that,â Charles sighed, leaning back in relief. âYou mean you had merely a ⦠theoretical discussion, is that it?â
âNo, it wasnât,â his sister declared bluntly. âBut I would like to understand the theory before I tell you the substance. Do all gentlemen have fancy pieces in their care?â
Charles, nonplussed, puffed at his pipe in some confusion. He didnât know how or what to answer. This was not the sort of subject he felt comfortable discussing with his young sister. However, he had formed the habit of responding to her questions with candor and forthrightness, a habit which had worked out well in the past. Perhaps it would be best, he decided, to try to maintain that tradition. âI suppose not all ,â he answered with a shrug.
âWell, then, how many do ? Almost all? Half? Two in ten?â
âReally, Livie, this is most indelicate! Besides, how can I know? I donât suppose anyoneâs ever studied the subject ⦠or published dataââ
âCanât you guess?â she persisted.
âNo, I canât. Itâs not a subject on which I feel qualified even to theorize,â he answered shortly. âNow, will you stop these silly questions and tell me the âsubstanceâ of all this?â
âOh, very well. But Iâm beginning to realize that there are a great many very interesting matters about which I am sadly ignorant.â She got up from the chair and went to the fireplace, pausing to stare into the flames before continuing. âI saw Strickland on the street last night ⦠with a lightskirt. He was kissing her.â
âOh, I see. â He gave his sister a penetrating glance. âYou were, of course, quite horrified. And rightly so.â
She lifted her gaze from the fire to his face. âArenât you horrified? He is, as Shakespeare said, âfalser than vows made in wine.ââ She studied her brotherâs eyes for a long moment. âNo, youâre not horrified! And neither was Jamie. Does that mean, Charles, that you men condone such behavior? Or that you yourself â¦?â She paused, unable to find the courage to pursue the thought.
âNo, it does not mean any such thing!â he answered promptly, giving her a wry grin. âThatâs how I know that not all gentlemen so indulge themselves.â
Olivia gave a small sigh of relief. âIâm glad, Charles. I knew you were too fine a person to ⦠But then, isnât it shocking that Strickland has taken one?â
âPerhaps it is,â Charles said thoughtfully, âbut I wouldnât judge him too harshly if I were you, Livie. I live a rather monkish life, you know. But Strickland is right in the thick of society, facing all sorts of stimulation and temptation, while his wife is miles away in the country tending her babies. Itâs not very surprising, under the circumstances,
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