believe a real live demon hides under zees clothesâwhen it is you doing all the talking, Mâsieu Freddie? I do compliment you. I couldnât see you move your lips at all!â
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That night the dybbuk sobbed in his sleep. Freddie awoke and let him cry. He had to remind himself that he was possessed by a mere child. The dybbukâs scorn and bluster were grown-up battle wounds.
CHAPTER 10
B y the time the act opened at the Crazy Horse, Freddie had forgotten why dybbuks chose to leave their graves. But Avrom Amos had not forgotten.
âA small favor? Can I ask?â the dybbuk muttered. Freddie was facing the mirror to apply makeup for the first show of the evening.
âWhen you say small, I duck.â
âRemember, the Germans killed me? Two weeks before my bar mitzvah?â
âYou mentioned it,â said Freddie.
âYou know what is a bar mitzvah?â
âA ceremony of some sort.â
âTo be declared a man among Jews, a boy must have his bar mitzvah when his thirteenth birthday arrives. By then, my parents were dead. My sisters and little brotherâeven I was dead.â
âYes. Iâm sorry, Avrom Amos.â
âI told you dybbuks return to finish something left undone among the living. But itâs not too late.â
âFor what?â
âMy birthday is coming up. I want you to fix up my bar mitzvah.â
âAh. So thatâs why you possessed me!â
Said the dybbuk, âNot exactly. But itâs a start.â
âFor what?â
The dybbuk ignored him. âListen. For what I came back to do, I need to be a man. A mensch. Itâs not for a boy in short pants.â
âSo you need a rabbi or someone to declare you a grown-upâis that it?â
Freddie could almost sense the dybbuk giving a shrug. Avrom Amos said, âCan you imagine a dybbuk walking into a synagogue and saying, âRabbi, I just dropped in from the sky. How about a bar mitzvah?â The rabbiwould strike his head and shout, âMeshugge! Crazy! Out!â Thatâs why I need you.â
Freddie now felt on guard. âFor what, exactly?â
âYou walk into the synagogue and let me do the talking.â
âStand in for you?â
âThatâs the idea.â
âBut I donât look thirteen!â
âIt doesnât matter. Older, even, is okay. Do you think I am thirteen? I feel I have grown a hundred years older.â
âAnd Iâm not Jewish!â
âYou donât have to shout,â said the dybbuk.
âIâd like to help. But count me out.â
Said the dybbuk, âYou may have noticed, Professor. I stand in for you.â
Freddie asked himself if heâd ever won an argument with his new partner. He had a feeling he was going to lose this one. He needed the dybbuk in the act. How would he pull off his great tricks without Avrom Amos?
He finished dressing. âOkay.â He sighed. âBut donât expect me to wear one of those funny hats.â
âItâs a package deal,â said the dybbuk. âI guarantee nothing.â
CHAPTER 11
F reddie ran into a former girlfriend at his agentâs office. Their old romance quickly burst into flames.
Playing small parts in French-made films, Polly Marchant was a showgirl from the American South. She was bouncy and bright and given to making faces. Polly could cross her eyes. Sheâd muss her blond hair when shefelt like it. She had changed little since they had broken up the year before, though now she wore her hair cut short and as tight as a bathing cap.
They began to joke about getting married. Nothing serious. Joking. Polly confessed that she had announced in her diary that she had fallen madly in love, if heâd care to peek. Freddie didnât keep a diary, but his face announced it to the world.
The dybbuk had little patience with the flirtatious sweet talk he heard. He could do voices, and occasionally