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It is her daughterâs fault that Iâm here twenty years too soon. I was washed out for the last six months looking after her mangy children. Sheâs sick when sheâs expecting a child, and sick when sheâs not. The next one will take her away. Take her away, no doubt about it ⦠She was no good for my Patrick anyway, however he would get on without her ⦠You couldnât talk to him. âItâs the only one thing Iâm going to do,â he said, âIâll feck off to America and Iâll leave the place go to hell, seeing as you donât give a toss about it â¦â
That was when Baba was home from America. She did everything she could to get him to marry Blotchy Brianâs Maggie. She really took a fancy to that little ugly hussy of Blotchy Brianâs for some reason. âShe looked after me well when I was in the States,â she said, âespecially when I was very sick, and all my own people miles away. Blotchy Brianâs Maggie is an able little smarty, and she has a bit put aside herself, as well as what I could give her. I had more time for you, Caitriona,â she says, âthan for any other of my sisters. Iâd prefer to leave my money in your house than to anyone else belonging to me. Iâd love to see your own Paddy get on in the world. You have two choices now,â she said to him, âIâm in a hurry back to America, but I wonât go until I see Blotchy Brianâs young girl fixed up here, as she is having no luck at all over there. Marry her, Paddy. Marry Brianâs Maggie and I wonât see you stuck. I have more than enough to see me out. Nellâs son has asked her already. Nell herself was talking to me about her only the other day. Sheâll marry him, Nellâs son, Iâm telling you, if she doesnât marry you. Marry her, or marry who you like, but if you marry who you like yourself â¦â
âIâd sooner take to the roads,â said Patrick. âI wonât marry any other woman who ever sniffed the air other than Johnny Noraâs daughter from Gort Ribbuck.â
He did.
I had to put the clothes on her back myself. She didnât have as much as a penny towards the wedding, not to mention a dowry. A dowry from the crowd of the Toejam trotters? A dowry in Gort Ribbuck of the Puddles where they milk the ducks? ⦠He married her,and she is like death warmed up ever since. She couldnât raise a pig or a calf, or a hen or a goose, or even a duck, and she knew all about them from Gort Ribbuck. Her house is filthy. Her kids are filthy. Sheâs totally clueless whether sheâs working the land or scavenging stuff on the shore â¦
There was some decent stuff in that house until she came along. I kept it as clean as a whistle. Every single Saturday night without fail I washed the stools and the chairs and the tables out in the stream. I spun and I carded. I had bags of everything. I raised pigs and calves and fowl ⦠as long as I had the go in me to do it. And when I hadnât I shamed Johnny Noraâs one enough that she didnât sit on her arse completely â¦
But what will happen to the house now without me? ⦠Nell will get great satisfaction anyway ⦠She can afford to. She has a fine woman to make bread and spin yarn on the floor of her house now: Blotchy Brianâs Maggie. She can easily be jeering about my own son who only was a bit of a waster, a messer. Sheâll be going up past our house every second day now saying: âBejaysus, we got thirty pounds for the pigs ⦠It was a great fair if you had some cattle. We got sixteen pounds for the two calvesâ ⦠Even though the hens arenât laying right now, our Maggie has always a few tricks up her sleeve. She brought eighty eggs to the Fancy City on Saturday. We had four clutches of chicks this year. The hens are laying twice as many eggs. I had another clutch