more committed to her amusement than to the truth.
âIâll show you the YouTube,â he said flatly.
There was no arguing with that. âSo . . . where did you meet her?â
âAt the Russian River. I was waiting for the results of my AIDS test. It took a couple of weeks back then, and I didnât wanna . . . I mean, it would have been awkward with Mary Ann, since we were still very . . . you know, sexually active.â
She left that alone.
âSo Michael took me under his wing. He had already tested positive himself, so we went up to the river together. He met Wren at a gay resort.â
âShe was bi, you mean?â
He shook his head. âShe just liked being recognized. She was very big with the gay guys.â
âSo to speak.â
âThatâs just the sort of joke she would make.â
He was sounding a little defensive, so Shawna tried to make amends. âShe sounds cool, Dad. Iâm not throwing shade.â
Pokerfaced, he regarded her for a moment. âIâm sure Iâd find that comforting, if I knew what it meant.â
She smiled and translated: âI wasnât trashing her, Dad. Câmon. I used âthrowing shadeâ in the novel.â
âYou used lots of things in that novel. I just donât speak Elvish.â
She flinched, since some reviews of pvt msg had been similarly snide. Mostly the boomer critics, of course, who had come late to the party, and were pissed off that someone so young and unknown had written a novel composed entirely of text messages. They mocked the cryptic slang and the soullessness of the lowercase abbreviations as if those devices had been totally unintentional. She had hoped, at the very least, to be recognized as a new experimentalist, but they had treated her more like a Kardashian than a Kerouac.
âDid you really hate it?â she asked.
Funny how his opinion still mattered the most.
âCâmon, Shawna, I loved it. I couldnât stop reading it. I told you that already. I just donât understand all the words.â
She was feeling way too needy now, so she let it drop. âAnyway, I think itâs great that youâve found someone. Iâm thrilled for you.â
A slow, sleepy smile from the old man. âTotes?â
âYep . . . totes.â
âSee? My lingoâs improving.â
âDid you learn that in pvt msg ?â
He gave her a crooked grin. âYou think people talk that way around here?â He gazed out the window at the sea where the fog was finally lifting. The pewter skies were slashed open along the horizon, revealing innards of startling blue. Turning back to her, he said, âSo what do you think? Do I look like a husband?â
She saw her opening and took it. âMore like a grandfather, actually.â
He drew back. âWell . . . thanks for that.â
âNo,â she said, smiling. âI mean . . . how would you like that?â
His brow was still furrowed in confusion.
âIâm gonna have a baby, Dad!â
Sheâd been prepared for any number of reactions, but not the look of abject horror that transformed her fatherâs face before he snatched the glass of scotch from her hand. âWhat the hell are you doing, then?â
âNo, no.â She found his panic attack endearing. âIâm not pregnant now. Iâm just planning on it.â
âPlanning on it,â he echoed, collecting himself.
âI wanna be a mom, Dad. And I wanted you to be the first to know. I think Iâd be good at it . . . and Iâve made enough money from the novel to support us.â
âUs being . . . you and the baby?â
âYes.â
âIs there a boyfriend I donât know about? A girlfriend?â
âNope.â She smiled placidly. âNot a one.â
âSo . . . not the clown guy.â
âNo. Thatâs been over
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