said.
‘I was ordered to get some massages by one of the wellbeing coaches we have at
work. Fearsome woman. I can’t say no to her, even though I pay her.’
I started to take notes. Stephen Flint
was a founding director of FlintSpark, a massive global media agency. Whatever that
was. As he rocketed on I remembered that one of their employees had visited me for
some massages last year, a sweet Australian girl who’d been so distressed
about her line manager that she’d ended up going back Down Under.
Stephen Flint
looked like the sort of man who’d be devastated to learn that something like
that had gone on in his company. ‘The happiness of my workforce is an
embarrassing obsession,’ he explained eagerly. He had supplemented his
award-winning workspace with every imaginable employee benefit, including – more
recently – a wellbeing team. ‘Everyone has to see a wellbeing coach once a
month, whether they want to or not. If someone’s not happy, the coach will
find out. They’ll send them for counselling, business coaching, a
nutritionist, whatever, and we pay the first six sessions. All totally confidential,
we never know who’s been referred where. You’re my coach’s latest
attempt at reducing my stress levels.’ He giggled like a naughty schoolboy.
‘She says my body is in peril. She wants me to eat kale, get massages and
start yoga. Yoga!’
Stephen had founded FlintSpark in 2001
and now his company was one of the most successful in the industry, with offices
popping up around the world. He worked a crazy schedule, under a great deal of
pressure (‘Entirely self-imposed,’ he said cheerfully. ‘But God
never takes a day off so neither do I. I’m the Leader of the People, you
see.’) Nonetheless he had agreed to an occasional massage, given that this
clinic was only a few doors down from his company’s state-of-the-art glass
headquarters in Farringdon.
‘I’m only here to get the
coach off my back,’ he admitted. ‘And that’s no slight on you and
your work – but, let’s be honest, people like me are a total waste of your
talents. I arrived with a double espresso, for starters.’
In spite of myself, I smiled. I felt
little connection with
men like Stephen
Flint but at least he was honest. ‘Massage is wasted on nobody,’ I said.
‘Even if your investment in self-care only extends to one massage a week,
it’s a start. There’s all sorts of research papers about the benefits of
just thirty minutes.’
‘Really?’ Stephen rested his
chin on his hands, watching me intently. He wore a fashionable narrow tie. ‘Do
you agree with that? Do you think massage really makes a difference?’
‘Of course! I wouldn’t do
this job otherwise. Helping people feel good … relax … find a bit of peace …
it’s …’ I blushed for no reason. ‘It’s everything to
me,’ I said, surprised by my honesty. It
was
everything to me. If I
couldn’t help myself find peace, I could at least help others.
‘So.’ Stephen seemed
fascinated. ‘This is your job simply because you want to help
people?’
‘Yes.’
He broke into a brilliant smile.
‘How refreshing,’ he said, after a long pause. ‘How very
refreshing to hear something like that. We need generous people like you in the
world. I knew as soon as I found you that you’d be right.’
My face was red. I didn’t know
why. ‘Well, I’m metres away from your office,’ I mumbled.
‘There is that too.’ He
chuckled. ‘Well, Annabel, do your best. Feel free to crack out a mallet when
you get to the knotty bits.’
Stephen was full of knots, of course.
Which was a shame because he had a beautifully put-together body, smooth and brown
and perfectly proportioned. He fell
asleep
quite soon into the massage, like so many men of his type, and at the end was like a
swaddled baby, encased in towels, all drooping eyelids and soft
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