worked for the Met eons ago, and I had recently left business cards with some old acquaintances there in the hopes of getting some referrals.
As for my recovery of looted artifacts, he obviously didnât know the entire story or he wouldâve hung up and run the other way.
âWhy donât we meet at the most notable Eighteenth Dynasty artifact in America?â he said. âShall we say the obelisk at one oâclock? I have already made a reservation at the Russian Tea Room at two. Would that be satisfactory?â
How could I refuse? I was a little curious though why he wanted to meet me at Cleopatraâs Needle first.
The Tea Room was an excellent choiceâit inferred that he had good taste and that he had money. I didnât get to eat at pricy restaurants very often anymore. However, something he said puzzled me.
âYou intimated that the Isis necklace had been stolen. Iâm sure I would have heard about it if it had been taken from the Egyptian Museum.â
He chuckled. âI was being facetious. It was stolen from King Tutâs tomb along with all the other Tut treasures. I will explain the mystery of the necklace when we meet.â
âOne oâclock is fine.â
âGood. I suspect by then you will have solved the mystery of the Isis necklace.â
âBefore you hang up, perhaps you can solve a mystery for me. Whoâs the woman that tried to murder me this morning?â
âTried to murder you?â
âDidnât you send a woman to slip that note under my door?â
âNo, I sent over a bellman from my hotel. It was quite early and I told him to slip it under your door. You say someone tried to murder you?â
âRight after I picked the envelope off the floor, I opened the door and a woman tried to stab me.â
I omitted the fact that it was with a letter opener.
I imagined the gears working in his head as he thought about what I had said.
âI know nothing about this. It is a complete surprise to me. I wish to talk to you about authenticating a rare artifact, not murder.â
I believed him.
There were two compelling reasons for my faith in his honesty and veracity: I desperately needed the work and he didnât know me well enough to want me deadâI hoped.
I also had a third reason.
Like everyone else in New York, I had three locks on my front door to keep out people like a madwoman wielding a lethal letter opener.
So it could be a coincidence that a Middle Eastern woman, probably Egyptian, tried to kill me after a Middle Eastern man, also probably Egyptian, had an envelope slipped under my door about an Egyptian artifact.
Yeah, that worked.
Funny thingâthe broker I am, the more logical and reasonable the completely irrational can sound to me.
After we hung up, I turned to Morty to let him know things were looking up. He had become spoiled eating organic cat food while I subsisted on fast food with saturated fats and artificial ingredients that were created in a test tube.
âWeâre going to be in the chips, Morty!â
He eyed me suspiciously, then went back to sleep.
8
It occurred to me that if I was really going to sound knowledgeable about the artifact Dr. Kaseem wanted me to evaluate, I should know what it was so I could be prepared to answer his questions.
I redialed him from the recent calls list on my phone and got nothingâno answerâno ringing; the call just seemed to fade into oblivion.
That was odd.
Even odder on a day that I had fallen out of bed and into the twilight zone.
I tried the number several more times as I was getting ready just to prove to myself that my instincts were right: No one wanted to hire my services; it was just some trick to lure me out of my apartmentâno doubt a mob of my creditors would be waiting in the park to hang me from the obelisk.
I also wondered if the woman who tried to stab me might be another out-of-work art investigator who wanted
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