Hardcastle as he pulled a chair to the table and started to scribble a receipt.
Colin and Sheila went out and started down the path. Sheila paused suddenly.
âMy glovesâI left themââ
âIâll get them.â
âNoâI know just where I put them. I donât mind now ânow that theyâve taken it away.â
She ran back and rejoined him a moment or two later.
âIâm sorry I was so sillyâbefore.â
âAnybody would have been,â said Colin.
Hardcastle joined them as Sheila entered the car. Then, as it drove away, he turned to the young constable.
âI want those clocks in the sitting room packed up carefullyâall except the cuckoo clock on the wall and the big grandfather clock.â
He gave a few more directions and then turned to his friend.
âIâm going places. Want to come?â
âSuits me,â said Colin.
Four
C OLIN L AMBâS N ARRATIVE
âW here do we go?â I asked Dick Hardcastle.
He spoke to the driver.
âCavendish Secretarial Bureau. Itâs on Palace Street, up towards the Esplanade on the right.â
âYes, sir.â
The car drew away. There was quite a little crowd by now, staring with fascinated interest. The orange cat was still sitting on the gatepost of Diana Lodge next door. He was no longer washing his face but was sitting up very straight, lashing his tail slightly, and gazing over the heads of the crowd with that complete disdain for the human race that is the special prerogative of cats and camels.
âThe Secretarial Bureau, and then the cleaning woman, in that order,â said Hardcastle, âbecause the time is getting on.â He glanced at his watch. âAfter four oâclock.â He paused before adding, âRather an attractive girl?â
âQuite,â I said.
He cast an amused look in my direction.
âBut she told a very remarkable story. The sooner itâs checked up on, the better.â
âYou donât think that sheââ
He cut me short.
âIâm always interested in people who find bodies.â
âBut that girl was half mad with fright! If you had heard the way she was screamingâ¦.â
He gave me another of his quizzical looks and repeated that she was a very attractive girl.
âAnd how did you come to be wandering about in Wilbraham Crescent, Colin? Admiring our genteel Victorian architecture? Or had you a purpose?â
âI had a purpose. I was looking for Number 61âand I couldnât find it. Possibly it doesnât exist?â
âIt exists all right. The numbers go up toâ88, I think.â
âBut look here, Dick, when I came to Number 28, Wilbraham Crescent just petered out.â
âItâs always puzzling to strangers. If youâd turned to the right up Albany Road and then turned to the right again youâd have found yourself in the other half of Wilbraham Crescent. Itâs built back to back, you see. The gardens back on each other.â
âI see,â I said, when he had explained this peculiar geography at length. âLike those Squares and Gardens in London. Onslow Square, isnât it? Or Cadogan. You start down one side of a square, and then it suddenly becomes a Place or Gardens. Even taxis are frequently baffled. Anyway, there is a 61. Any idea who lives there?â
â61? Let me see ⦠Yes, that would be Bland the builder.â
âOh dear,â I said. âThatâs bad.â
âYou donât want a builder?â
âNo. I donât fancy a builder at all. Unlessâperhaps heâs only just come here recentlyâjust started up?â
âBland was born here, I think. Heâs certainly a local manâbeen in business for years.â
âVery disappointing.â
âHeâs a very bad builder,â said Hardcastle encouragingly. âUses pretty poor materials. Puts up the kind of houses