chamber pot for a crown.â
âNo, I think Titus is right. We should throw him in the trough.â
âBut what if he doesnât make the cut?â Felix says.
That brings the conversation to a halt. Itâs not that they havenât considered this possibility. But by the time Leander made it to the finals, it had come to seem inevitable that heâd go all the way. It would be bad luck even to suggest otherwise.
âI say we throw him in the trough anyway,â Titus says.
And then Delius spots Leander far in the distance, ambling across the field at an easy pace, looking down at his feet as he goes. He seems to be in no hurry, kind of thoughtful, lazy, perhaps even a little bored. When heâs near enough, they see he isnât smiling.
This is exactly how Leander would act if he had lost: casual, easy, dignified. He wouldnât have the heart to joke about it, but nor would he show them his pain.
âOh, no!â Gaius says.
âDonât jump to conclusions,â Markos says. âHeâs probably just tired from the race.â
âYeah, probably.â
Alexos feels sick. Heâs back to thinking about falling down stairs.
The master of arms takes a step forward. The boyshadnât heard him come out onto the portico, hadnât even known he was there. Heâd probably been standing nearby all along, waiting like the rest of them. Now the other masters emerge from various doorways. Together they watch his approach.
At last Leander reaches the porch and flops down on his end of a bench. He is red-faced and slick with sweat. He looks around at the shocked, expectant faces, raises his brows, shrugs, and gives a brave, false smile. âOh, well,â he says.
There is a deep silence in which all of them search for comforting things to say, then wonder if some sort of joke might be better, more in keeping with Leanderâs style, less humiliating. They gaze down at the table, at their hands, at their feet. They nod silently, in a sad, âOh, wellâ sort of way.
But Alexos continues to look directly at Leander. So he is the only one to notice when Leander starts to lose control. Thereâs a twitching at the corners of his mouth, a pursing of the lips. And now Alexos is leaning in, drilling him with his eyes, daring him to keep it up, knowing he canât do it.
âYou made the finals, didnât you?â he shouts. âYou absolutely did!â
Leander breaks into a spectacular grimace of shock and wide-eyed amazement, then jumps off the bench and dashes away as the others are up and runningafter him. He barely makes it to the grass along the side of the portico before they bring him down, pile on him in a heap, screaming, âHorse trough! Horse trough! Horse trough!â
An hour later, having doused their champion and sent away the masters, they sit in a companionable circle, laughing and slapping their thighs at the wonder of it all, while Leander gives his highly colored account of the race.
He had come in ninth. And of course he makes a huge drama of that, with the Giant of the North (of whom theyâve already heard) playing a strong supporting roleâdogging Leanderâs heels, frothing at the mouth, grunting and growling.
âAnd wait till you hear the best part,â he says. They wait. He leans into the center of the circle, looks left and right, and drops his voice. âYouâll never guess.â
âThatâs right , you toad,â Titus says. âSo tell us!â
âOh, Iâm wounded.â Leander pretends to be wounded. Then thereâs another long pause with lots of feigned scowling. âAll right,â he says, relenting. âSo. Here it is. Among the final elevenâplus Alexos, of course, who makes twelveâthere are several from the royal city. Weâve seen them around, but I donât know any of them by name. There are also several of the type youâd
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