better not get any ideas about staying there.â
I smile at her. âI thought you said sheâs a bitch.â
âBut that doesnât mean I want her to go for good.â
âDonât worry, sheâll be back before you know it.â I switch the light off.
âKendra?â
âNow what?â
âHave you had your period yet?â
âIâm fifteen, what do you think?â
âI heard that if youâre too skinny, you wonât get it.â
âYouâll get it. And itâs no big thrill, believe me.â
âDo you have a boyfriend?â
âNot right now,â I say. No need to tell her the truth, which is that with the Secretaries of Defense on duty, I hardly ever meet guys, let alone go out with them. So far, the closest Iâve come is with Jason, a guy I met in music history last year. Rosa let me go to Starbucks with him after class, but for reasons of job security, she sat at another tableâclose enough to hear me scream for help, but far enough away that I had the illusion of independence.
We did this for a few weeks and Jason never knew we had a chaperone. Finally, at the exact moment he officially asked me out, I realized that I didnât even like him because all he ever talked about was himself. Rosa sensed the change instantly. She walked over to the door, pulled her cell phone out of her bag, and called mine. I picked up and she said, âTell him you really like him as a friend, but youâre not interested in him that way. Then excuse yourself.â
Having my nanny coach me on how to dump a guy doesnât rank among my proudest moments, but it worked.
Meadow flicks the light on and props herself on one elbow. âHave you ever kissed a boy?â
I flick the light off. âYouâre not supposed to ask people questions like that.â
âMaya has,â she says into the darkness. âLots of times.â
âWell, thatâs nice for Maya.â
âYou havenât, I can tell. Mom says I can read minds.â
âYeah? Whatâs my mind telling you right now?â
âFine,â she says, sounding miffed. âIâll go to sleep. But just remember, I can make or break your stay here.â
I snort and roll over onto my sideâgently, though, so that Manhattan slides off me and onto the bed without even waking.
Thatâs when I notice the red eye of the camera gleaming from the corner above the door. It keeps me awake long after Meadowâs chatter finally ceases.
I âm barely out of the shower when Mona knocks on the door. âKendra? I hate to rush you, but Max needs to get into the bathroom. Heâs going to be late.â
âCould he use another one?â I ask, toweling off. âI just got started here.â Judging from the fur growing on her legs, Mona has no clue how long it takes to pull a polished look together.
âThereâs only one, and itâs a popular place in the morning,â she says. âRemember I pointed out the roster? Everyone gets fifteen minutes. Iâm afraid youâre running over.â
âSorry,â I call to Mona. âIâll be right out.â I hope I didnât sound all uptown-snob there, but it never occurred to me theyâd only have one bathroom. Max is a plumber: he should spend less time Saving Our Sea Otters and more on the bathroom crisis in his own home. Had I realized, I wouldnât have wasted half my allotted time on a security sweep to see if Judy had installed tiny cameras in the showerhead or toilet tissue roll.
Throwing my pajamas back on, I hurry down the hall to the bedroom. Though Meadow was sound asleep when I left, she managed to get up and out while I was gone. At ten, I probably wasnât concerned about personal grooming either. Now, as Mayaâs mirror verifies, I need to be concerned. My limp, lifeless locks can only be salvaged with volumizer and a blow dryer, both of