said. âAunt Hatt is amazing. Everything is just where it always was. Look it up, Albert.â
Mr. Campion took the volume obediently and pushed up his spectacles.
â
The Language and Sentiment of Flowers
,â he read. âPublished by Messrs. Ballantyne and Hanson, London and Edinburgh 1863, price sixpence. Rhododendron: danger, beware.â He looked up. âEh? Whereâs the other one?â He took the final wilted stalk on which a few purple buds were just observable. âThatâs Monkâs-hood, is it, Charles?â
âWas when I went to school. What does it say? âThe bums are in?ââ
Mr. Campion turned the pages among which the pressed flowers of earlier heart-throbs lay brown and sad.
âMonkâs-hood,â he said at last. âWell well. âA deadly foe is hereâ.â
Behind him Amanda laughed. âAgain?â she said.
Charlie Luke was frowning. He seemed mildly affronted.
âMourningâdangerâdo not refuse me,â he repeated. âThatâs a smashing welcome home. Who gave it to you, son?â
Rupert, who had been standing before them throughout the incident, had lost interest in the proceedings. He was making a line on the stones with the rubber heel of his sandal. He liked the Chief Inspector, but the particular way his brows went up to points in the middle reminded him of one certain clown in the circus at Christmas who had seemed to him to have a face so exquisitely humorous that he could not think of it without laughing until his midriff hurt. As he had put the question Lukeâs brows had shot up, and the mischief was done. Rupert could think of nothing else. He laughed and laughed until he slid under the chair on which Luke sat and was extricated and shaken and sat up still laughing, crimson in the face and hysterical.
âA man,â was all he could gasp, âjust an ordinary man.â
Meanwhile Lukeâs face had grown dark and he became very quiet. So far he had diagnosed a family joke but was not at all sure at whose expense it had been made. Mr. Campion remained thoughtful. Presently he took out a pencil and made a note of the flowers and their meaning on the back of an envelope. As he glanced up he caught sight of the D.D.C.I.âs expression and became instantly apologetic.
âMy dear chap,â he said, âyou must think weâre round the bend.â
Luke turned his head. Amanda had withdrawn andPrune, exhibiting unexpected resource in the matter, had dealt firmly with young Rupert, swinging him up under her arm and carrying him into the house. The two men were alone in the garden.
âYou and who else?â Luke enquired suspiciously.
âMe and my chum.â Mr. Campion appeared embarrassed. âMy correspondent. The lad with the affected handwriting.â
Luke thrust his hands in his pockets, jangling the coins there. He was standing with his feet wide apart, rising slightly on his toes; the great weight of his shoulders was apparent and his chin was thrust forward aggressively.
âThereâs something terrifying about this place,â he said abruptly. âItâs so beautiful that you donât notice for a bit that itâs sent you barmy. I feel drunk. All that greengroceryâs quite clear to you, is it? Itâs just laid on with the sunshine and the nice voices and the barrel in the cellar, I suppose? Just one of the things you happen to have.â
Mr. Campion looked more and more unhappy. He was looking at the stones at his feet and retracing with his own toe the line that Rupert had drawn. After a while he looked up.
âHave you ever thought I was a bit redundant?â he enquired unexpectedly. âMy job, I mean. Donât get this wrong. I donât mean anything sociological. Iâm merely talking of work. Has it ever occurred to you that I donât do anything that the police couldnât handle rather better?â
Luke