now?â
Outside, we kick the ball back and forth on the grass with the soundtrack of Dad scrubbing dishes vigorously and April nagging him to the brink of his demise.
âYou know sheâs gonna win, right?â Rob says.
âSheâs never gone toe-to-toe with me before,â I say, already losing faith in my dadâs prospects. âIâm like this super hybrid between my mom and my dad. She doesnât stand a chance.â
Rob stops the ball under his foot. âWhen I was little, I hated chocolate.â
âGod, you were one of those kids?â
He holds his hand up. âSpare me. I came aroundÂeventually, but thatâs totally a product of my momâs determination. She made me a chocolate cake for my fifth birthday, and I flat out refused to eat it. I sat there and stared at it until the candles burned down. She left it on the table the rest of the day. I didnât know she threw it away that night, though, because for every day that summer, there was a chocolate cake sitting in the middle of the table, untouched. She baked a new cake every day and left it there for me, but I thought it was the same cake she just left sitting there, waiting for me to eat it. I couldnât understand why she was so determined to make me like chocolate until I started going to all kinds of birthday parties the next fall.â
âAnd they all had chocolate cake,â I say.
Rob kicks me the ball. âShe didnât want me to be the kid who wouldnât eat the chocolate cake. I donât know. Maybe she thought that was the harbinger of death or unpopularity.â
âMaybe she didnât want you to be an ungrateful little snot,â I say.
âSame thing,â he says. âEither way, youâre going to Point Finney in June, so be ready to get your hermit on. I heard itâs got a population of, like, five.â
âThatâs comforting. Thanks, Rob.â
âSheâs also going to make you take up an extracurricular at school between now and then. Sheâs big on extracurriculars. They build character or something. Sheâs already started talking about it to Dad, so itâll seem like it was his idea. But thatâs all her.â
This I canât bear. Iâm already being hijacked to the Pacific Northwest backcountry for the summer. By my dadâsâexcuse me, our dadâsâteenager of a second wife. Sheâs in there with him right now, talking about me like Iâm hers to talk about. And sheâs choosing my hobbies, too?
âShe can try,â I tell Rob. âShe can sure try.â
NEWS TRIBUNE | TACOMA, Feb. 22, 2004âEfforts have slowed in the search for four youths who went missing January 19 in Point Finney.
In a mystery thatâs shaken this sleepy town northwest of Tacoma, residents are beginning to lose hope that the children will be found.
âItâs just so tragic,â says Claire Schuman, a lifelong resident of the former lumber town. âNobody feels safe right now.â
Mike Marlboro agrees. âMy wife and I wonât even let our daughter walk to the store up the road anymore.â Marlboro, whose family has lived in Point Finney for four generations, owns a house less than five miles from where the minors were last spotted.âThe things they say about those woods, I just wonât risk it.â
Anna Riley (12), Jack Dodson (14), and brothers Russ (11) and Blake (12) Torrey of Point Finney have been missing for 34 days. The youths were last seen together around 3:00 p.m. on January 19 behind Keller-Finney Middle School in Point Finney. First reported missing by Joy Riley, Anna Rileyâs grandmother, authorities issued a missing children alert the same day. Using a shoe determined to belong to Russ Torrey, police canines tracked the boyâs scent to the southern tip of the Kitsap Woodlands Reserve before the trail went cold.
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