die.
6
Bonfires, bother and . . .
â L ook out!â
Mile End Underground station empties, a volcano spitting lava people. A gloomy afternoon. November grey. Streets full of people too busy talking to notice us. I try to get out of the way. Canât.
Then they notice. Start moaning. âKids . . . under your feet when you donât want them. Never find âem when you do.â
We fight the current of suits and bowler hats, overalls and raincoats. People plodding, sour-faced. But we donât care. Weâve important things to do. Weâre heading for Giovanniâs shop to get our fireworks.
âItâs going to be a great fireworks night.â
âAmazing.â
âF-fantastic.â
I sense a battle. âBrilliant.â
âW-wonderful.â
âAmazing.â
âYouâve h-had that.â
âAll right. Tremendous.â
He pauses. âIncr-credible.â
We cross sluggish traffic. Cars cough. Limp lazily to a stop at traffic lights. Breathe cloudy fumes. Mist on mist.
I try to buy some thinking time. âGood film on at the Odeon.â
Heâs not having it. âI w-win.â
âNo, you donât. I was just saying thereâs a good film on at the Odeon.â
âOnly to give yourself t-time to think of a word. The rule is, you donât think.â
Unbelievably, a word slides in.
âAll right. Unbelievable.â
Itâs as we turn into Victoria Park Road that I catch sight of them out of the corner of my eye. My heart sinks, splashes annoyance.
Reggieâs still playing.
âS-superb.â
When I see the Spicers Iâm immediately on the alert. Somewhere in my head, a blue light flashes. A siren whines. My hand tightens on the money in my pocket. Weâve collected five shillings, taking our Guy Fawkes dummy around the streets. It was a really good one â itâs amazing how realistic a few sacks stuffed with newspapers, dressed in one of Granddadâs old waistcoats and one of Mumâs old hats can look. Mind you, I donât think the real Guy Fawkes would have had an old nylon stocking around his neck to keep his stuffing in. Five shillings is a lot ofmoney. Weâve split it â half a crown each.
âYou got your money?â
âGet on with the g-game.â
âI give up. You win. Now, have you got your money?â
He nods.
âWell, hold on to it. The Spicers are over the road.â
The Spicers are as broad as they are tall. If they joined Normanâs army theyâd be the tanks. Push and Shove. Tight eyes. Tight lips. Crew cuts. Even their hair looks dangerous.
Theyâre busy with something. Got their backs to us. They huddle together. Bodies as shields.
âWhat they d-doing?â
We should really walk straight past, get out while the goingâs good. Mind our own business.
âTheyâre trying to get gum out of that machine without putting any money in.â
âHow d-do you know?â
âIâve seen âem do it before.â
It looks like theyâre succeeding. As we watch, their pockets begin to bulge and the bubble gum machine starts to empty.
âW-what shall we do?â
âJust mind our own business?â
âOr w-we could stop them.â
âAnd get thumped.â
âDepends how w-we do it.â
âGot any suggestions?â
âW-we could t-tell the shopkeeper.â
âAnd get thumped.â
âOr w-we could draw attention to them.â
âHow?â
âSimple.â
He cups his hands to his mouth. Shouts. Loudly. âW-what you two d-doing?â
Denis spins around. Furious.
I glare at Reggie. âOh, great, weâre gonna die trying to save a bubble gum machine.â
Denis looks over at us. Draws a finger across his throat. Looks up and down the street. Sticks his hands in his pockets and whistles with what he thinks is an innocent look. Couldnât
Morten Storm, Paul Cruickshank, Tim Lister