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for you. Said you were three sheets to the wind last night. And then you disappeared.”
    “Yeah.” Tex settled into the recliner, trying not to grimace at his swollen ankle. “Hannah wanted me to check on Cissy under the guise of taking her some wedding cake. So I took a shower, sobered up and hit the road.”
    “Ooh,” his three brothers said.
    “What?” Tex said, sitting up. “What does ‘ooh’ mean?”
    “Cissy did that to you,” Bandera said.
    “Not exactly.” But Tex didn’t feel like sharing more of the story than that.
    The phone rang, and Mason swept it up. “Hello?” He listened for a few moments, then said, “Yes. The superhero made it home fine. Thanks for calling.” Hanging up the phone, Mason put on a fake nonchalant expression. “That was Miss Cissy Kisserton,” he said, torturing Tex just a little. “She says you took a flying leap out of her bedroom window.”
    “Ooh,” his other two brothers said.
    Tex closed his eyes.
    “Fear of intimacy,” Navarro pronounced.
    “And Ranger’s Curse of the Broken Body Parts has gotten to Tex,” Bandera stated. “Just look at him all laid up like that.”
    “What bullcorn,” Mason said. “What a pile of hockey pucks.”
    “It’s all over but the crying,” Bandera said.
    “Yeah, Tex crying,” Navarro agreed. “We’re going to have to listen to the wedding bell blues until the blood goes on the marriage certificate.”
    “All right. Enough,” Tex said crossly. “I’m afraid you have all overstated the importance of a slightly tweaked ankle.”
    “Looks purple to me,” Mason observed, “for a slight tweak. Think I’ll ring the doc and ask him what to do for a broken ankle.”
    “Broken!” Tex leaned up to stare at his appendage. “It’s not broken.”
    “You jumped out a woman’s second-story window,” Bandera said in disbelief, shaking his head. “The shame of it!”
    Navarro blinked. “I’ve never heard of a Jefferson male breaking his own ankle to escape a woman.”
    Tex ground his teeth. “If any of you knew half as much as you think you do—”
    “All we know is what we see,” Navarro said. “And it’s humiliating!”
    “Actions speak louder than words,” Bandera agreed. “Dude, your roses never move past the budstage. You are way too out of touch with yourself and the universe to be able to release the—”
    “Oh, for crying out loud.” Tex waved a hand majestically in the air. “You obviously have not heard the good news.”
    His brothers stood by silently.
    “We’re going to participate in a bachelor raffle for Miss Honeycutt. Delilah. At the Mayfest.”
    Navarro and Bandera stared at him, then started to howl with laughter. “No, we’re not,” they said, leaving the room snickering.
    Mason shook his head and left, as well.
    “Chickens,” Tex said, staring at his swelling ankle. Mason returned to put a bag of ice on it and then left the house.
    Tex rolled his eyes. “Fear of intimacy,” he grumbled. “Budus Interruptus. Curse of the Broken Body Parts. What a bunch of superstitious weirdos!”
    They were really starting to bother him.
    And Cissy bothered him even more. “They’re wrong,” he told his ankle. “And she’s wrong. I know exactly what I’m doing. Eventually, they’ll all have to admit that I’m not the one with hang-ups.”
    He would unlock the Sacred Mysteries of the Rosebuds—and prove he wasn’t scared of intimacy all in one fell swoop.
    The raffle would be his salvation. In two weeks, he’d spend time on a date with a woman. Perfect timing for roses to bloom in glorious, take-that color.
     
    T WO WEEKS LATER , Tex’s “tweaked” ankle was healed, and he was on a makeshift stage at the rodeoarena. There were six men to follow him, but he didn’t know them, and at this moment, he didn’t care to introduce himself. He felt silly. Mimi had gussied him up; his twin, Laredo, had sent him well wishes from North Carolina; Frisco Joe had sent him