a fan, or a pair of gloves, sheâd probably have slapped him with it.
Lafayette bowed gravely. âMy condolences, my lady. Who would do such a terrible thing? And in a secret closet, too. Is no one safe?â
Lady Fleetâs eyes gleamed, calculating. Thenâa moment too lateâshe burst into tears. âMy poor Dalziel! How I shall miss him.â She collapsed against Reeve in a paroxysm of weeping. Hippocrates squeaked, and scuttled for the hallway. Eliza could practically smell the onions the lady had rubbed into her eyes.
Reeveâs ruddy face flushed even redder. Awkwardly, he patted Lady Fleetâs hair and off-loaded her to a smirking constable. âWeâll soon have it sorted, my lady. You have my word.â
He fired a sharp glance around. âWindow smashed, room ransacked. Burglary gone wrong, Iâd say. Shouldnât take long to flush out the villain. My lady, why donât you have a nice lie-down, and mend your nerves? You there, fellow,â he ordered, âfetch Lady Fleet some tea.â
âYouâre very kind,â Lady Fleet whispered, dabbing streaming eyes, and let the constable help her out.
âA command performance,â remarked Eliza, once the door had closed. âYouâre not actually buying into that?â
Reeve didnât turn. âStill here, missy?â
Lafayette tugged her arm, but she resisted. Like any murdered soul, Sir Dalziel deserved justice, not Reeveâs self-serving pig-headedness. âThis manâs heart is ripped out and his face cut off. Elaborate for a burglar, wouldnât you say? Andhow would a casual thief know about the hidden closet? Unless itâs an inside job, in which case whyâ?â
âYes, yes. Always complicating things, arenât you?â Reeve glared at her. âNever can solve a case the old-fashioned way. I swear, youâre that upstart Griffin born again.â
Weâll solve you the old-fashioned way, you pumped-up turkey, whispered Lizzie darkly. Come by the Holy Land late one night and Iâll uncomplicate you with a knife in the guts.
Eliza gritted her teeth. âHow sad. Have I left you no one convenient from whom to thrash a confession?â
âRemains to be seen, doesnât it?â Reeve grinned. âPerhaps your friend Razor Jack did it. You know, the lunatic killer you allowed to escape?â
She flushed. âRazor Jack is not my friend, and I didnât allow anythingââ
âProtesting too much, are we?â Reeve rounded on Lafayette. âAs for you, Royal Society, Iâll tell you once more, and then Iâll get unpleasant: Homicideâs a police matter. Stay out of it.â
âAs you wish, sir. Iâm confident you have it fully in hand.â Firmly, Lafayette ushered a squirming Eliza into the hall, with Hipp scampering ahead.
âAnd stay away from the servants,â called Reeve, âor Iâll nick you for obstructing my investigation.â The door slammed.
âShouldnât dream of it, old boy.â Lafayette studied her as they treaded the long hall towards the front door. âAre you well, Doctor? Perhaps we should retire.â
âWhy must that man be so obtuse?â she fumed. âHeâs no fool, yet he refuses to countenance the simplest police work,let alone any attempt at science. Youâd think he was put on this earth to infuriate me.â
âJealousy makes idiots of us all,â murmured Lafayette.
âReeve, jealous of me? Thatâs absurd.â
He laughed, easy. âAllow me to polish your spectacles, Doctor. Youâre young, clever, educated, and pretty, with the world at your feet. Heâs backward, middle-aged, and unattractive, with two unmarried daughters and a demanding wife who wants to be Lady Police Commissioner someday. Iâm only surprised he hasnât wrung your neck already.â
âWhat? Nonsense.â But she sniffed,