what. Let the cards decide. Weâll play a hand of five-card draw.â
If Phil won, I had to do whatever stupid chore he had in mind for me. If he lost, he didnât necessarily have to do it instead, but neither did I. Sometimes, âjust to keep it interesting,â as Phil would say, we played best two out of three.
I gave Detective Antonelli an example.
About two weeks earlier, my mother went into the garage to try to find somethingthat she had brought with her when she and Jamie and I had moved into Philâs place a little over six years ago. I couldnât remember what she was looking for. Iâm not even sure she told me what it was. But I do remember that she couldnât find it and that she said it was because the garage was such a mess. It was piled with stuff that, according to her, she hadnât seen Phil use even once since weâd moved in. She muttered about it all week. She said that when Phil came home for the weekend, if he did one thing and one thing only, he was going to clean out the garage.
When Phil came home that weekendâ one week before he got shot at the bank machineâthey had an argument about the garage. Phil said what he always said: âIâm away from my family all week, working hard to put food on the table, a roof over everyoneâs head, clothes on everyoneâs back. When I come home for the weekend, I expect to relax. I
deserve
to relax.â
But my mother didnât back down. She wanted the garage cleaned out.
No way, Phil told her. It was a whole-weekend job, and if she thought he was going to spend the whole weekend doing chores after heâd just spent the whole week working, she was going to have to think again.
My mother still didnât back down. She was here all week, she said. She had to look at that mess. Worse, she had to try to find stuff in that mess. And, by the way, she told Phil, âI work too. I put in twenty-five hours a week at the store. Plus I keep this house clean. I take care of all the details. I make sure thereâs food in the fridge and in the freezer so that you can eat good home-cooked meals when youâre here.â My mother was a good cook. âI make sure there are clean clothes in your closet and clean socks and underwear in your drawers. I even do beer runs so that thereâll be plenty on hand when your friends come over.â
Phil didnât say anything to that. Instead, he looked at me. He said, âDavid, Iâve got a little job for you.â
âNo way,â I said. None of the stuff in the garage belonged to me. I didnât see why I should have to clean it out.
âIâll play you for it,â Phil said.
It was such a big job that I wasnât sure I wanted to play him. I didnât want to take the chance Iâd lose.
My mother said, âOne of you is going to clean the garage or neither of you is going to get a meal out of me for a month.â It was totally unfair. I was the one who would suffer the most if she refused to cook. Phil was away five days out of seven. She scowled at us and left the kitchen.
âCome on, Davy,â Phil said, needling me. He knew I didnât like to be called that. âWeâll play best two out of three.â
âOkay,â I said. I knew my mother wasnât bluffing. She was angry about the garage and she wanted the job done. âOn one condition.â
Phil looked at me. âNow youâre giving me conditions?â
âItâs for Mom,â I said. âThe loser
has
to clean out the garage, even if itâs you. Deal?â
Phil thought for a moment. âDeal,â he said. He stuck out his hand and we shook.
Phil dealt the cards. I won the first handâa pair of queens to his pair of nines. Phil won the next handâthree jacks to my pair of fives and pair of sevens. The next hand was the one that would decide whose weekend was ruined. I discarded three and tried to keep