speak.
âIn this world of technological miracles,â he said, âknowledge is abundant. Information is downloaded directly into the human mind. Thanks to the hivenet, the sum total of human experience is available to anyone at any time.
âAnd yet, we have found no substitute for traditional learning,â said the president, looking around meaningfully at the attentive faces in the White House rose garden. âNo technology can match the magic that occurs in the face-to-face communion between teacher and student.
âTraditional education is the backbone of our nation,â said the president, and the audience applauded. âIt is because of this that we single out a Teacher of the Year, an example of the excellence that enables our children and nation to flourish.â
Again, the audience clapped. At the presidentâs side, Principal Caesar beamed. In deference to the occasion, for once, he had concealed his naked body beneath a suit and tie.
âIn this, the final year of the century,â said the president, âwe will go a step further. In honor of the accomplishments of all our nationâs teachers over the past one hundred years, we will single out Americaâs finest teacher not only of the year, but of the century.â
The president nodded proudly. âLet me tell you, this woman is more than deserving of the title I am about to bestow upon her.â
The audience applauded with rising enthusiasm as the culmination of the ceremony approached.
âShe has served with distinction for over fifty years at some of our nationâs finest schools,â said the president. âDuring her career, she has helped to mold the minds of some of our most distinguished and accomplished citizens.
âHer contribution to our greatness cannot be overstated,â said the president. âBy embracing progress while holding fast to the time-tested tenets of American education, she has linked the best of our yesterdays to the best of our tomorrows.â
As the crowd applauded, the president consulted his palm screen. âIâm sure you already know her,â he said, returning his sincere gaze to his listeners. âEvery year for the past decade, she has been named Americaâs Teacher of the Year.
âNow, she is about to receive the highest honor in the land for a member of the noblest profession on Earth. There is no one who deserves it more.
âFor excellence in the field of teaching...for contributions beyond measure to the success of our great nation...for unswerving devotion to the children of America...I hereby pronounce Cilla Sullivan Franklin Americaâs Teacher of the Century!â
As the crowd burst into wild applause, the president turned and guided Cilla to the podium. She looked radiant in her frilly white dress, bathed in an aura of bright sunlight that shimmered around her and haloed her silver hair.
âCongratulations, Cilla,â said the president, handing her a translucent plaque that pulsed with rainbow light. âAnd on behalf of all citizens of the United States of America, thank you.â
âThank you, Mr. President,â Cilla said softly, peering around at the ring of newsglobes scoping their lenses in her direction. The globes made her nervous, reminding her of the eight-ball parental A.I.s.
âYou are a national treasure, Cilla,â said the president.
Cilla nodded and smiled, but was unimpressed by the flattery. To her thinking, the whole Teacher of the Century honor was meaningless, given the state of the world of education. How could anyone be honored to be a teacher when the schools were such a joke, when students and principals alike ran naked through the halls and the only learning taking place was the godlingsâ learning new methods of mayhem?
âNow, Cilla,â said the president, the applause fading at the sound of his voice. âI have a surprise for you.â
Cilla glanced at the