wondered.
âIt wonât make Mr. Justason change his mind about the Code of Conduct, but thatâs not the point. The point is â to make a statement. Are you with me?â
âWeâve broken most of the rules already,â said Brian. âWhatâs left?â
âThereâs the rule about academic average, but thatâs easy to break. All we have to do is flunk a couple of tests.â
âI can manage that,â Brian commented.
âIâve flunked already,â Toby said proudly. âSo whatâs next?â
âNot much,â I admitted. âWeâve all behaved irresponsibly and disrespectfully.â
âAnd I got a demerit for dressing inappropriately, just because my stomach was showing for half a second when I stretched,â said Julie. She added thoughtfully, âLinh-Mai got one, too, because of her coloured hair and her rings. How come itâs just the girls who get demerits for dressing inappropriately?â
âWeâll change that,â I said.
Thatâs how Toby, Brian and I came to wear nose rings and show our stomachs at school the next day. We folded our T-shirts inside themselves to bare our stomachs, and borrowed nose rings from Linh-Mai.
âMake sure you wash them before you give them back,â she threatened.
We got ready in the classroom before school started. Julie and Linh-Mai helped us fix our nose rings â they were clip on ones â and weâd just tucked our T-shirts up inside themselves when Ms. Watkins walked in for French. She looked at us and burst out laughing. At recess we paraded up and down the hallway in front of Mr. Justasonâs office until he saw us. I donât know whether he gave us demerits. That wasnât the point of doing it.
Toby asked, âCan I be exempted from inappropriate touching?â Julie, Toby and I were looking after the flower shop for Grandad on Saturday morning.
âWhy?â I said.
Toby flushed. âIâll be embarrassed.â
âWeâll do it with you,â I offered. âWe got demerits for a little hug; letâs break the rule properly this time.â
âI know,â said Julie. âLetâs go around kissing everybody! Justason will love that.â
âBleccch!â said Toby.
We had the âkiss-inâ two days later at lunch time in the cafeteria when Mr. Justason was on duty. Julie made sure he watched as she hugged and kissed me. I gave her a quick one back.
âNow you, Brian,â Julie urged.
Brian turned to Jillian, who was sitting beside him, and asked, âCan I kiss you?â
Jillian recoiled in horror. âIâd sooner stick my face in a puddle of cold vomit.â
âIs that a no?â said Brian.
âJust kidding,â said Jillian. She grabbed him and kissed him, and he kissed her back.
Mr. Justason, watching us, just shook his head.
âAre you joining the kiss-in?â Julie asked Toby.
âLater.â
But at the end of the day, Toby still hadnât kissed anyone.
âWhatâs the problem?â I asked.
âDonât know how to,â Toby mumbled.
âWhat do you mean â you donât know how? You just stick your lips on someoneâs face. Itâs easy.â Toby had been hard to steer onto the kissing topic the whole walk home from school.
âEasy for you to say. Youâve done it.â
âYou must have kissed your mom at least.â
âWeâre not a kissing family. Weâre more of a hugging and punching family. Mom hugs me, and Conrad punches me â not hard, just lightly, usually on the shoulder. Itâs what they do instead of kissing me, I think.â
âDidnât your mom ever kiss you good night when you were little?â
âNo.â
âWhat did she do, then? Iâm sure she didnât just tuck you in and leave you.â
Toby looked sheepish.
âWell?â I prompted.
âShe