features that might have been a smile had there been any mirth in it.
âI donât know if you have any brains, Mr. Detective,â she said. âIt isnât likely, police havenât as a rule. But youâve got a sort of thick-headed common sense about you.â
âIt is,â Bobby permitted himself to remark, âthe official substitute for brains.â
âI know perfectly well Martinâs a rat,â Lady Alice said, âand he knows perfectly well Iâll twist his neck for him if he tries any tricks on me.â
âThatâs just it,â murmured Bobby regretfully. âIn our narrow, thick-headed, red-tape way, we have to go through the routine even when itâs a ratâs neck thatâs got twisted.â
âWhen I do anything like that,â said Lady Alice slowly, her harsh immobile features harsher, more fixed than ever, the fire in those flint-like eyes of hers a little readier to leap out, âitâs little Iâll care for you and your routine.â
Bobby let the remark pass. He saw no use in continuing the discussion. He had done what he felt was his duty in warning Lady Alice of the danger of having dealings with a man of Will Martinâs character, he would enter the fact in his official diary for record, and there the matter must end as far as he was concerned. He said,
âI called from the people whose trade card I showed youâOlive, Hats. There has been an unfortunate misunderstanding about the hat you bought from them this afternoon. They find it had been promised to another customer. It would be a great favour if you could let us have it back. Of course, a selection of other hats would be sent for you to choose from.â
âThatâs a very polite message,â said Lady Alice grimly. âI think I expected something stronger.â
Bobby did his best to look both distressed and astonished.
âReally,â he protested, âa firm like âOlive, Hatsâ doesnât send its most valued clients strong messages and it does try to be polite.â
âSuppose I told you to get to hell out of here?â
âI should gather,â answered Bobby, wrinkling a thoughtful brow, âthat you did not feel you could see your way to accede to our request. Would that be an accurate assumption?â
Lady Alice again permitted herself that grim contortion of her features that might have been a smile.
âIt would,â she said. âYoung man, I like you.â
âVery kind of you,â murmured Bobby.
âI like you,â repeated Lady Alice, âeither for or against. You would be good to go tiger hunting with. And I think you would be worth while if you were on the side of the tigerâor the rat.â
âI am always on the side of the law,â Bobby told her gravely.
âYouâre what they call a âbusyâ, arenât you?â
âOh, sometimes, but criminals donât use slang much nowâspread of education, probably. A lot of bloodies and hells and damns, you know, just like the upper classes, but not much special slang. By the way, I suppose you canât see your way to change your mind about that hat?â
âNo,â said Lady Alice, âI wouldnât have seen you at all if you had only come about that. When Martin rang up to say who you were, I thought I had better find out what you were after.â
âThe hat,â said Bobby promptly.
âForget it,â said Lady Alice equally promptly.
âThen I mustnât keep you,â said Bobby, rising to go. âI wonder what Mr. Martin thought I had come about.â
She looked at him again with that long, blank, steady stare of hers that might mean so many things. She made no direct answer, and Bobby was confirmed in his belief that between her and Martin there was some connection they had no wish should be known to police authorities. She said,
âSuppose I took a rat