What Iâm trying to say is . . . couldnât he have found you some other way? It just feels cheap to me. I say you make him wait.â
âOf course I will make him wait.â
âOne week, Minty.â
âOne week ?â
âOne week.â
âFine.â
âI mean it.â
âFine! One week.â
I accepted the request approximately twenty-four hours later. I wrote him a quick, cute message about how I thought Iâd spotted him at the Saks luncheon, how he looked nice and I hoped all was well.
I didnât disagree with my mother, but the thought of waiting an entire week was overwhelming. I figured that a day would be enough. It would seem as if I were simply busy, nonchalant, running around town with so many things to do that I hadnât had a moment to check my Facebook profile. A week just screamed âoverthinking itâ to me. I didnât want him to think Iâd spent the last seven years dwelling on what happened between us.
Of course I liked the thought of his sweating it out even if just for twenty-four hours. I pictured him sitting by his computer, clicking the ârefreshâ button over and over again, pounding his fist onto his desk in frustration. So when I finally, officially accepted, I figured he might jump at the chance to perhaps drop me a line and, I donât know, ask me to dinner.
But there was silence.
A day later, Saturday morning to be exact, I was still waiting for a response when Emily called.
âWake up,â she said. âWeâre going to Swiftyâs for brunch. Itâs, like, a crime youâve been in New York for almost two months now and you havenât been to brunch at Swiftyâs. Also, someone is coming who you need to meet, so weâre doing it. Weâre going to brunch.â
âEmily,â I groaned. âThe last thing I need right now is to be set up.â
âDonât be ridiculous, this is not a setup. Itâs more of a . . . networking opportunity. And this person is rarely available, so Iâd get my act together if I were you.â
âOn a Saturday morning?â
âMinty, this is New York.â
â Right .â
Iâd mentioned my desire to break into the fashion world to Emily at the Saks luncheon and she seemed to think it would be easy to find me something (which was surprising, seeing as Iâd been on more interviews than I could remember in the last month). She said a friend of hers owned a PR firm and that she would check with her to see if they were hiring. I never thought she might actually make something happen.
âGosh, Emily,â I said. âIâm not sure Iâm ready for this.â
âGive me a break, Minty,â she said, âI have been up since six A.M . for hot yoga and Iâm currently alphabetizing my fall wardrobe by designer.â
Her voice echoed like she was speaking through a bullhorn into a microphone. She must have had me on speakerphone.
âHot yoga?â I said. âThat sounds like torture!â
âItâs a necessary evil, Minty,â she explained. âSize two isnât small enough anymore. Just the other day, Marchesa sent me some samples for the Whitney Art Party, andâhand to Godâthey were size double zero. What am I supposed to do, send them back and tell them that nothing worked?â
âI think my left pinkie might be a size double zero,â I sighed.
âDonât be ridiculous,â she said. âAnyway, this networking opportunity . . . well, I wasnât going to say anything because I didnât want you to get all nervous and overthink as you tend to do, but it could lead to an actual job.â
At that point, my idea of a âjobâ had nothing to do with the reality of an actual entry-level position: twelve-hour days filled with constant coffee runs and standing in front of the paper shredder so long you go to bed with a buzzing noise in