E-M-I-L-I-E climb from the bowl up the handle on one spoon, C-E-C-I-L-E on the other. Her favourite footwear is the first pair of bowling shoes she could afford to buy, âGoodyearâ stamped on the rubber heels. Her favourite place to sit in church is in the balcony, near the back so she can get out fast. She uses her favourite expression to stop you from complaining when you donât get what you want: âItâs better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.â Her favourite place is Saskatchewan: she canât understand why anyone would want to go anywhere else, even for a holiday, even in winter. Her favourite meal is what anyone else in the family wants.
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A S WELL as practising piano, my friend Ona had to help her mother do the housework every Saturday morning. Their house had two sets of stairs, and it was Onaâs job to wash them on her hands and knees with Spic and Span and a stiff brush. Then she had to clean the bathroom and their big verandah with its dozens of windowsills. For this, every Wednesday she got a dime to spend on penny candy at the corner store. Iâd beg her for one of her jawbreakers. Sometimes, dazed with pleasure, Iâd forget and bite into the bitter seed at their core. The first time I tasted cardamom, a rush of warmth swept me back to that bliss, my blackened tongue and the click of the sweet shrinking ball against my teeth.
Onaâs mom was strict, and their house was spotless. Even their backyard was spotless; it looked as if someone had taken a scrub brush to the sidewalk, the lawn and the daisies and sweet peas Onaâs mom had planted instead of potatoes. Onaâs stepdad was a pig farmer, though, and every night he parked his truck, the sides splattered with manure and straw, in the driveway at the back. In the truck box rested a huge barrel that he used to haul buttermilk for the pigs. Instead of the scent of sweet peas, it was the rancid smell of sour milk and swine that wafted into the neighboursâ yards. And as soon as Onaâs stepdad left his truck and walked towards the house, hundreds of flies rose from the ground to drape the buttermilk barrel with a thick, black cloth that buzzed and shifted. It was alien and creepy, and I always cut a wide swath around it.
My mother had a thing about flies. Sheâd drop what she was doing if she heard a buzzing in the kitchen and go after it. On the farm, before her mother cooked the meat from a slaughtered pig or steer hung in the cold cellar, sheâd send one of the kids down to pick off the maggots. Thatâs why Momâs roast beef was cooked to death, all the juices gone into the gravy.
Compared to Ona, I was a spoilt kid. Mom said she didnât know much about mothering; she just wanted me to have a childhood different from her own. My job was to have fun, she said. All she asked me to do was the dusting once a week. To make sure I lifted every ornament and didnât skip any piece of furniture, Iâd pretend that the Queen was coming to visit in the afternoon, and Iâd picture her running her white-gloved finger over the dresser, the coffee table and the chiffonier. âGood job,â she would say in her snooty voice. Then sheâd give me a whole quarter to spend on candy. Sheâd put it heads-up in my palm, her face in profile cameoed into the silvery shine.
Imagining the Queen coming to our house wasnât such a stretch. A few years after the war, sheâd passed through Swift Current on the train. My brother had gone to the station with the rest of his Cub pack, and heâd seen her and Prince Philip wave from the platform of the royal car. Whenever I heard the story, I tried to imagine what a royal car would look like. Surely thereâd be red velvet everywhere, even on the ceiling. Though it was rude to think of the Queen having to go to the bathroom, the toilet must have been made from solid gold.
There was more to the story than that,