but a façade. Norse mythology. I think our Honor is an Elle-maid.â
âYou shouldnât torment her.â
âWhy not? It amuses me. I must have something to amuse me. If I couldnât quarrel with Nora and stick an occasional pin into Honor, Iâd go raving. Besides, you know, this Ernest affair is about the limit.â
âWhatâs the matter with him?â
He flung the stub of his cigarette into the fire.
âWhatâs wrong! Ever hear of the respected Aylwin? No, you wouldnât, but heâs Aunt Honoriaâs solicitor, and a kind of family connection into the bargain. One of those firms where everyone has died off, but the names are kept embalmed like a lot of mummiesâWeston, Weston, Montague, and Aylwin. Well, heâs Aylwin, and about twice a month when Aunt Honoria changes her will he comes along and gives her a lot of good advice which she doesnât take.â
Carey looked up, she didnât quite know why. Their eyes met.
âWhy does she change her will?â
He was smiling, but the smile did not reach his eyes.
âBecause it amuses her. Sheâs been doing it for yearsâshe does it all the time. Robert, Honor, Nora, and Iâweâre all on our promotion. If sheâs annoyed she does a little juggling with her willâfive thousand off Nora and on to meâten thousand off me and on to our respectable Robertâtwenty thousand off Honor and perhaps, who knows, on to you.â
âDennis!â
He laughed at her indignant tone.
âIt would be more than that if anyone blew the gaff about Ernest Hood, and Honor knows it. Thatâs why she creeps about going pink round the nose. Because, you know, Ernest is the respected Aylwinâs clerk, and Aunt Honoria would just about die in a fit if she thought he would dare look the same side of the street as Uncle Jamesâs niece. He used to come here with papers for Aunt Honoria to sign, and I suppose Honor chucked herself at his head. Then he got called up for the Army, and we hoped weâd seen the last of him. But heâs back againâflat feet, or fallen arches or something. Perhaps they just couldnât swallow him. Iâm sure I donât blame them.â
âWhatâs wrong about him?â
Dennis was lighting a cigarette. He drew at it, flung the match into the fire, and said,
âEverything. Heâs like the sort of things you turn up under a stoneâdefinitely sub-human.â
âWhy does Honorââ
âShe wants to get married, and I should think Ernest is the only person who has ever shown the slightest sign of asking her. He wonât commit himself unless heâs sure about the money, and thatâs just what nobody can be sure about.â
Carey sat up rather straight. She was pale. Her skin looked very white between the deep blue of her dress and the shining black of her hair. Her eyes matched the dress, and her lashes matched the hair. She said,
âWhy are you telling me all this?â
Dennis smiled his very charming smile.
âPerhaps because youâre easy to look at, perhaps because thereâs a natural bond of sympathy between us. Or I might be warning you off the grass, or inviting you to join the expectant throng.â
âWhy should you?â
He blew out a little cloud of smoke. It tinged the air between them.
âWell, my own idea has always been that we ought to have a gentlemanâs agreement, just among the family. If we agreed to share and share alike, whatever the will said, we should know exactly where we were and cut out this uncertainty which is playing the devil with us all. You see, weâve been brought up too close to money to do without it, and none of us have twopence-halfpenny of our own except Robertâand show me anyone in business who doesnât want more, especially these days. Then take Nora. Her husband hasnât got a beanâif he gets killed sheâll
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