such a soldier-to-soldier way, that
Simmerson was desperately trying to find an answer that did not make him sound foolish. He looked
at Hogan for a moment. "But that would be my decision!"
"How right you are, sir, how true!" Hogan spoke emphatically and warmly. "Normally, that is.
But I think the General had it in his mind, sir, that you would be so burdened with the problems
of our Spanish allies and then, sir, there are the exigencies of engineering that Lieutenant
Sharpe understands." He leaned forward con-spiratorially. "I need men to fetch and carry, sir.
You understand."
Simmerson smiled, then gave a bray of a laugh. Hogan had taken him off the hook. He pointed at
Sharpe. "He dresses like a common labourer, eh Forrest? A labourer!" He was delighted with his
joke and repeated it to himself as he pulled on his vast scarlet and yellow jacket. "A labourer!
Eh, Forrest?" The Major smiled dutifully. He resembled a long-suffering vicar continually
assailed by the sins of an unrepentant flock, and when Simmerson's back was turned he gave Sharpe
an apologetic look. Simmerson buckled his belt and turned back to Sharpe. "Done much soldiering
then, Sharpe? Apart from fetching and carrying?"
"A little, sir."
Simmerson chuckled. "How old are you?"
"Thirty-two, sir." Sharpe stared rigidly ahead.
"Thirty-two, eh? And still only a Lieutenant? What's the matter, Sharpe?
Incompetence?"
Sharpe saw Forrest signalling to the Colonel but he ignored the movements. "I joined in the
ranks, sir."
Forrest dropped his hand. The Colonel dropped his mouth. There were not many men who made the
jump from Sergeant to Ensign, and those who did could rarely be accused of incompetence. There
were only three qualifications that a common soldier needed to be given a commission. First he
must be able to read and write, and Sharpe had learned his letters in the Sultan Tippoo's prison
to the accompaniment of the screams of other British prisoners being tortured. Secondly the man
had to perform some act of suicidal bravery and Sharpe knew that Simmerson was wondering what he
had done. The third qualification was extraordinary luck, and Sharpe sometimes wondered whether
that was not a two-edged sword. Simmerson snorted.
"You're not a gentleman then, Sharpe?"
"No, sir."
"Well you could try to dress like one, eh? Just because you grew up in a pigsty that doesn't
mean you have to dress like a pig?"
"No, sir." There was nothing else to say.
Simmerson slung his sword over his vast belly. "Who commissioned you, Sharpe?"
"Sir Arthur Wellesley, sir."
Sir Henry gave a bray of triumph. "I knew it! No standards, no standards at all! I've seen
this army, its appearance is a disgrace! You can't say that of my men, eh? You cannot fight
without discipline!" He looked at Sharpe. "What makes a good soldier, Sharpe?"
"The ability to fire three rounds a minute in wet weather, sir." Sharpe invested his answer
with a tinge of insolence. He knew the reply would annoy Simmerson. The South Essex was a new
Battalion and he doubted whether musketry was up to the standard of other, older Battalions. Of
all the European armies only the British practised with live ammunition but it took weeks,
sometimes months, for a soldier to learn the complicated drill of loading and firing a musket
fast, ignoring the panic, just concentrating on out-shooting the enemy.
Sir Henry had not expected the answer and he stared thoughtfully at the scarred Rifleman. To
be honest, and Sir Henry did not enjoy being honest with himself, he was afraid of the army he
had encountered in Portugal. Until now Sir Henry had thought soldiering was a glorious affair of
obedient men in drill-straight lines, their scarlet coats shining in the sun, and instead he had
been met by casual, unkempt officers who mocked his Militia training. Sir Henry had dreamed of
leading his Battalion into battle, mounted on his charger, sword aloft, gaining