nerd.â
âYou,â returned Zarber, âhave been fraternizing with the natives. Sucking up to that Pa-Kai medicine man all week, putting on your silly costumes, clutching your pouches, dangling your spirit bags. Youâve been working on a deal behind my back!â
Rhys sat up, his own temper on a sudden rise. âWhat kind of a half-assed accusation is that?â
âRather more than half an ass, I think. Neither my assistants nor I have been blind to your dark plottings. Youâve monopolized not only the Shamanâs time, but its apprenticesâ, as well. We havenât been able to get so much as a ten second audience.â
ââDark plottings?â Donât be so melodramatic. Weâre just being friendly and trying to win their respect. Thereâs nothing sneaky about that.â
âYouâre doing more than being friendly, youâre currying favor. Youâreââ
âAnd what are you doing with the Eldest in the meantime?â asked Yoshi unexpectedly. âYou and your so-called Chieftain have been having teapots with him every morning and bringing him little imported goodies every afternoon.â
âWe were invited.â
âSo were we. Pa-Lili invited us to fraternize. Itâs only courteous to accept the invitation.â
âIs that what you call this silly masqueradeâthis shamanizing nonsense? Courtesy? Youâre making fools of yourselves.â
Rhysâs mouth puckered thoughtfully. âMaybe youâre right... but would you like to bet on it?â
Zarberâs eyes narrowed, making him look as if heâd just bitten into a lemon (or into someone whoâd just eaten one). âWhat do you know, Llewellyn, hm? What privileged information have you weaseled out of that Pa-Kai wind bag?â
Yoshi gasped. âYouâre a very rude man,â she told Zarber indignantly. âThatâs a terrible thing to say about Pa-Lili. Sheâs nice!â
Rhys smothered a laugh. Yoshi reminded him strongly of a certain little girl from Kansas facing down a certain Cowardly Lion. All she needed was to be clutching a little black mongrel. The impression was obviously shared by Zarber.
âAre all of your associates as gullible as Dorothy, here, or is that just an act?â he asked.
âI think Yoshi is right,â said Rhys. âThe only wind bag around here is you. Now, if youâll excuse us, we have a lot to do before the negotiations begin tomorrow morning.â
Zarber glared at Rhys, iron-faced. âIâll just bet you do. Well, I can play charades, too, Llewellyn. Probably better than you can.â
âOoh,â said Rhys, clutching at his collar. âIâm scared.â
Zarber flushed a deep scarlet and left with long, dignified strides.
âIf he could arrange to turn that color in front of the Pa-Kai, he might score some points,â observed Rick. âGeez, heâs slick. Slick as a wet rock.â He turned an admiring eye on Rhys. âYou handled that beautifully, by the way... Are you scared? Of losing this one to the Count, I mean.â
Rhys nodded. âTerrified.â
âIâm not,â said the stalwart Dorothy. âI know you can out-maneuver him, sir.â
Rick snorted. âI just hope heâs not better at playing charades than we are.â
âWhoâs playing charades?â asked Rhys. âIâm not. I hope youâre not. And if Zarber is, then he might just sabotage his own position.â
âWe could help,â suggested Yoshi. âJust let me get a lock of his hair.â
âGood God, what for?â asked Rick, staring at her.
âDonât you pay any attention to Hi-Pok and Thuilu? You put the hair in the spirit bowl, immerse it in pure water, and lay the curse. Then, you put it in the spirit bag so the spirits will know what to do, and you wear the spirit bag over your heart so you can help direct