my letter was
I hate it here and miss you more than anything. Can I at least have your telescope?
His reply arrived in less than a week, written on the prep schoolâs stationery. The gist of that letter, which was more than three pages long, was
I miss your mother more than anything. Is she seeing anyone?
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I âm half watching the news, half dozing, when I hear a knock at the door. Danielle, Margotâs event planner, greets me by saying, âTell them to serve the champagne right after the second speech. Not a fucking second later. Got it?â
Iâm tempted to nod yes, but then I notice sheâs speaking into the phone clawed around her ear.
âAnd the waiters need to enter stage left. Just like we discussed. And tell Walter not to dim the lights until theyâve started pouring. Iâll have his fucking head if thereâs a single spill.â
Danielle is all height thanks to the ten-inch stilts posing as shoes she wears. Her form-fitting, shell-colored suit highlights her red hair, swished tonight into a seashell-shaped pinwheel that rests on the top of her head. Sheâs the dame in a Raymond Chandler novel, the vamp in a 1940s thriller. Sheâs also Margotâs best friend. Their friendship almost ended recently when Margot told Danielle that sheâd hired the one-name wonder Firth to oversee the wedding.
âWe need you downstairs in exactly ten minutes flat.â
It takes me a second to realize sheâs talking to me.
âCurtis has put together a video montage, and we need all family members present. That means you. Front table.â
I look down at my sweats and socks. âIâm supposed to watch the girls.â
âNot anymore. Weâre switching things up. Iâll watch the twins while youâre downstairs.â
âWhy donât I know anything about this?â
âItâs a surprise. Curtis had it in the works for weeks but didnât want anyone to know. Piperââ She exhales a smile. âHeâs written a song for her, âWe Are a Family Built on Love.â Heâs going to sing it while showing the video he put together. Itâs so romantic. Heâs releasing the song as the first single from the new album. His people are already saying itâs going to be a hit. Waitâhold a sec.â Sheâs suddenly all business again and begins pacing the room as she bosses around the unfortunate person on the other end of the phone.
Danielle and Margot met when they were cast together in the music video for the hit âBlack Bitch/White Bitch: It Ainât No Thang.â By the end of the video, Margot and Danielle were hosing each other down with water while the star rapper and his cronies sat on a fake stoop, pointing and laughing. But Margot and Danielle hit it off, despite the circumstances, and now go on annual Best Friends Forever vacations and talk and text incessantly. Seeing that her video and modeling days were numbered, Danielle used the money from her second divorce to start a catering business, which led to her gig as event stylist. No one would know from looking at her elegant hair and makeup that sheâs capable of doing the wide splits while hanging upside down from a pole, as seen in the heavy metal video âFive Licks of Your Cherry Pie.â
Off the phone, she rests her hand on her hip with a straightforward no-nonsense look in her eye. âDid Margot tell you why she didnât pick me?â
She means for the wedding. Luckily, I donât have to lie. Margot may have told Mom her reasons for choosing Firth over Danielle, but she said nothing to meâalthough itâs easy to assume that sheâs going for name over friendship.
I reply with the oft-used âWell, you know Margot.â
âYeah,â she mutters. âBut I donât care what anyone says, damn it; I wouldâve made her wedding as beautiful, if not
Aziz Ansari, Eric Klinenberg