tuck it into the side pocket of my cargo shorts. âIâve got a feeling I wonât be swinging all that well this afternoon.â
CHAPTER FIVE
I âve been hanging out at my desk in the basement all night. My cell phone sits silent next to me. Itâs not like I havenât been doing anything. Itâs not like Iâm twiddling my thumbs like a total loser, hemming and hawing over whether to call Veronica. What Iâm doing is setting up my podcasting studio.
Again.
Okay, and maybe Iâve been doing a little hemming. But hawing? I donât even know what hawing is.
With my final paycheck from Belgian Fries Express, I went out and bought a used large-diaphragm condenser microphone. Itâs miles better than the old, hunk-o-crap microphone I was using. That one crackled, gave tons of p-pop s, and pretty much blew chunks. Not to mention that this place looks more like a real studio than ever.
Now if only I could figure out a good hook for my podcast. Itâs one thing to play a bunch of music, but itâs another to tie it all together, to keep people listening. Thatâs the job of a good radio personality. Otherwise, people would just listen to their own tunes. I tried podcasting about golf a few times, but it was boring and was tough to tie the topic into different songs. I tried talking about B movies, but I ran out of things to talk about. Anyhow, Iâm more of a Sam Raimi fanatic than a B-movie lover.
I hem a little more and glance at my cell phone.
I flip it open and scroll through the photos.
After I look at about a dozen old images of Veronica and one Dimitri took of his bare ass that I keep meaning to delete, I get to the mystery lady. The lines on her face tell me she has some miles on her. I figure sheâs anywhere from a rough thirty-five to a great fifty. Her teeth are white like Tic Tacs, and her skin glows in the overhead lights. The tiny beads of a green-and-yellow single-strand necklace follow the curve of her chest and disappear into her cleavage. Itâs not as painful to look at the woman as it was a few days ago, but it still stings.
âSeth, honey,â my mother calls from the top of the basement stairs.
I snap my phone shut. âYeah?â
âAre you still upset about me mentioning you on the show last night?â
âNo.â I say it too soon to be believable. After fielding a half dozen phone calls and deleting twice as many unreademails titled baby boy , I had burrowed under my blanket and gone to sleep.
âCome on, honey, you know as well as I do that the whole reason my show is so popular is because I stay honest with my audience. Anyhow, I left everything in general terms.â
âHow many baby boys do you think people figure Gayle Baumgartner has?â
âWill it help if I apologize again?â
âCouldnât hurt,â I say.
She takes one step down the stairs. âOkay, sorry.â
âIâll get over it,â I say.
âIâm going to bed now. Iâve got a busy day tomorrow.â
âSure thing.â
âI need to be out early,â she says. âIâve got a conference call with the Broadcastersâ Council at nine. After that, I have a meeting at the club about the upcoming benefit for the Global Association for Diabetes.â
âShouldnât it be the Global Association for the Prevention of Diabetes?â I say.
âWhat?â
âNever mind.â
âYouâll have to fend for yourself for breakfast.â
âNo problem,â I say.
I hear her come down a few more steps. âPsst!â
I roll my desk chair to the base of the stairs so I can see her. âIâm taking a look at dogs tomorrow, too,â she whispers. âDo you have any suggestions?â
I consider her poor taste in men. âHow about a girl dog?â
âA bitch?â She smiles.
The word sounds funny coming from my motherâs mouth, and I get a