Thatâs hardly hospitable, is it?â
She reddened and smoothed her hair back from where it threatened to tumble out of its pins. âThatâs not what I meant, and you know it.â
She added primly, âIt is just that it seems as though every time we meet I am running into a room and swearing. Which I really do not do very often, I promise. At least, not every time I run into a room. Itâs just the unusual excitement surrounding your arrival. We are all turned on our heads a bit.â
Julia gasped again and added, âOh, Lord, and I was rude again, wasnât I? I mean, good morning. I mean, I should have said that first before I explained myself. Or even before I came in and said âheâââ
âYes, thank you, Iâll consider myself properly greeted.â James cut her off before she could utter the improper phrase again. It seemed as if Julia wanted to retort, but she took a deep breath, snapped her mouth shut, and nodded.
âWell.â James changed the subject. âWe keep meeting over meals, donât we?â As if on cue, he felt his stomach growl. âAlthough there doesnât seem to be any food this time.â
The redness of Juliaâs face had faded, but she still looked chagrined. âRight, Iâm sorry about that. Believe it or not, we meant this as politeness. You see, we all eat breakfast around eight or so, but we knew a town gentleman would never want to keep those hours. So I had the servants clear the food and they were to make new when you got up.â
âAnd theâah, bells of the underworld that you mentioned?â
âI didnât think they would clear everything , so understand my surprise when I saw a bare and gleaming tabletop. And the upper housemaid had just told me you were almost ready and on your way down, and I thoughtââ
Puzzled, James cut her off again. âUpper housemaid? I didnât see anyone about.â
She blew air out of the corner of her mouth and looked at him with pitying tolerance, her embarrassment finally gone. âYouâre not supposed to. Theyâre servants. Good servants are unobtrusive, especially with guests. She did excellently to notice and come tell meâonly apparently our other servants are good, too, or at least feeling energetic this morning, because Iâve never seen them clear so quickly. Perhaps theyâre trying to impress you?â
James gave a bark of laughter.
âBut they are working on making your food, I swear it,â Julia said in a soothing voice.
She then flung herself down into a chair, and James followed her lead in a more sedate manner. âHonestly,â she added, âplease donât take this the wrong way, but havenât you run a house before? Donât you know how servants act?â
âHonestly,â he echoed her, âno, I havenât ever run a house. Nicholls, my own country estate, is a recent inheritance, but Iâve never lived there. All Iâve ever had since attaining my majority are my bachelor lodgings in town. And a single valet.â
âOh, I beg your pardon.â
âNo, thatâs quite all right. I ought to learn these things or my wife and servants will think Iâm a fool. Which is much worse than merely having oneâs future sister think one a fool.â As her mouth opened in protest, he raised a hand to quiet her. âItâs only fair. I am, at least in this respect. Repeat that at a ton party, though, and Iâll have your hide.â
She covered her mouth quickly, but a giggle crept between her fingers.
The gnawing in his stomach lessened at the sound of her laugh. She distracted him, and he felt the urge to talk on, to prolong their conversation again.
He explained further. âYou see, I never came to the country as a child, and I never visited my own estate until I inherited it. For both of my parents, there was simply nothing outside London.