to give him a break. I told you Iâd help.â
âUh-huh. I looked you up. Youâre a private detective of mixed repute, although you seem to get results. But itâs all moot, because thereâs no line item in the budget for private detectives.â
âWeâll work for nothing,â Bernie said.
Ellie shook her head. âNo, thanks. Iâll handle this myself. Butââ She glanced over at Mr. Parsons. âBut if you can get me the name within twenty-four hours, Iâll cut him a break.â She got in the pickup and drove off. Shooter looked my way as they turned the corner at the end of the block and let out a series of barks I didnât appreciate. How come he got to ride in the shotgun seat? Which maybe didnât make a lot of sense since I had no desire to be in that pickup at all. But what can you do?
Bernie turned to Mr. Parsons. âDonât know if you caught any ofââ
âIâm not saying anything and thatâs that,â said Mr. Parsons.
âUnderstood,â said Bernie. He gazed down at the hole in the ground where the saguaro had stood.
âSuppose itâs too much to expect them to fill it in themselves,â Bernie said.
âGovernment,â said Mr. Parsons.
âGot a shovel?â
âThatâs not necessary.â
âBe my pleasure.â
Bernie ended up filling in the hole. I did what I could to help, but undigging turns out to be different from digging in ways I have yet to master. When we were done, Bernie said to Mr. Parsons, âWhen was the last time you had a nice home-cooked meal?â
Mr. Parsons shrugged.
âSteak and eggs at our place,â Bernie said. âFifteen minutes.â
Fifteen minutes? Was that like now? I was already at our front door.
FOUR
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Y ouâre quite the chef, Bernie,â said Mr. Parsons, wiping his mouth on a napkin. âI didnât realize I was so hungry.â
We sat at our kitchen table, me actually under the table and closer to Mr. Parsonsâs end, in case he turned out to be a messy eater. Which he did not. But you have to learn to deal with disappointment in this life, and I was just starting to wonder how that might be done, exactly, when all of a sudden, in a sneaky, quiet way, there was Mr. Parsonsâs hand down under the table, holding a nice fatty glob of steak practically right in front of my mouth. I snatched it up, and pronto. So that was how you dealt with disappointment? Iâd learned a valuable lesson.
âMaybe you havenât been eating enough, Daniel,â Bernie was saying.
âThe thing is I enjoy sitting down to a meal with Edna. Itâs not the same by yourself.â
âThereâs Iggy.â
âAnd I love him. But . . .â
But? What was that but? I loved Iggy, too, but with no buts about it. I wriggled myself out from under the table, kind of wanting company.
âHow about a beer?â Bernie said.
Mr. Parsons checked his watch. âIsnât it a little early?â
âPlanning on operating heavy machinery this afternoon?â
Missed that one, myself, but it made Mr. Parsons laugh. Bernie got two bottles from the fridge, snapped off the caps with the openerâloved that sound! Snap off more caps, Bernie, more, more, moreâand gave one to Mr. Parsons.
âCheers,â said Mr. Parsons.
âCheers.â
Mr. Parsons took a little sip. âDo you think sheâs serious?â he said. âSpecial Investigator whatever her name was?â
âNewburg, Ellie Newburg,â Bernie said. âAnd yes is the answer.â
âNot that I blame herâcanât have people digging up saguaros out of the desert, willy-nilly.â
âTrue,â Bernie said. âBut you had nothing to do with it.â
Mr. Parsons gazed at the beer in his hand, then drank againâthis time not a sip, more like the rest of the bottle, tipping it up, his