as soon as I got home.â Heâd never told Kate about how his father had started drinking again since his mom died (not that she knew heâd had a problem in the first place). âI just completely lost track of time. What are you up to?â
âI had this enormous fight with my mom. She doesnât want me borrowing the car anymore because, get this, she says I got it too dirty the last time I used it. Remember that big rainstorm a couple of weeks ago? She said I splashed mud all over the fenders. I said, hey, did I make the storm? Blame God. Well, that really got her mad. You would have thought Iâd torn a page out of the Bible.â
Kate was a force of nature. She was strong willed, and spoke her mind, and didnât put up with any bull from anyone. It was what had first attracted Charlie to her back when theyâd had sociology class together and sheâd spoken up so freely about stereotypes and âlooks-ismâ (Charlie still wasnât sure what âlooks-ismâ was, but he liked hearing Kate rail against it). And she wasnât only smart, she was the hottest girl in the school, as far as he was concerned. Mellowing into the thought of her, he said simply, âYouâre great.â
âFor what, fighting with my mom?â
âI mean it. Youâre really justâ¦great.â
âUm, thanks. You sound kind of out of it. Youâre not high, are you?â
âNo,â he lied. She knew heâd smoked pot in the past, and she didnât like it. In fact, theyâd argued about it just a few weeks ago. She had this whole philosophy about how a person who took mind-altering drugs was basically just an escape artist who was dodging the real issues in his life. In a way, Charlie agreed with her. But didnât people need to dodge stuff now and then? In the end, heâd decided it was easier to lie to her than to argue; she was muchmore articulate than he was, and he could never keep up. âIâm just beat. I worked on the Danforth house all day. They donât even have the power turned on, so I canât use the AC. It wipes me out.â
âCharlie Horse is tired,â she said.
He felt relieved. She only called him Charlie Horse when she was feeling affectionate. âNot too tired to pick up where we left off last Saturday,â he said, grinning.
âIâll bet.â
âYou were pretty amazing.â
âYou werenât so bad yourself. Hey, do you want to go to the beach this week? During the daytime, like regular people?â
âYou got it. Iâm flexible with my work hours. The Danforths havenât even moved into the place yet. When do you want to go?â
âHow about Thursday?â
âIâm aallll yours.â
âGood. You really sound out of it. You should go to sleep.â
âIâm going to,â he said. âIâm giving you a big, long good-night kiss.â
âYeah, yeah, smooch ,â she said. âGo to sleep, and call me tomorrow. If I canât use my momâs car, I may need you to drive me to the mall after dinner.â
âI am your chariot,â he said.
âYouâre my Charlie Horse.â
âIâm your stud.â
âGo to bed .â
After they hung up, he rolled over onto his hand again. But instead of feeling charged up about his conversation with Kate, he only felt tired, and before long he dozed off.
4.
(We donât say that word.)
Teddy was standing on the sofa with his shoes on, hefting a power drill. âChowderhead!â he said loudly when he saw Sam emerge from the back of the house. âWhereâve you been?â
âTrying to sleep. Until a laundry basket crashed into my door.â
âYou should have seen Bigâun here fly!â
Chowderhead. Bigâun. Teddy had a knack for getting on Samâs nerves. He was slightly pear shaped, and his weight was stabbing his shoes down into the
William K. Klingaman, Nicholas P. Klingaman
John McEnroe;James Kaplan