parents. My shock pleases the Wolfman. I can see it in his face.
He says, âWhyâd you stop dealing? Seven to both of us.â
As I deal the cards, I pray. Dear God. Help me. Please help me. Please, God, help me.
âCalebâs texts made for interesting reading. Not too bright, is he?â
âHeâs smart; heâs just dyslexic. Thatâs why he canât spell. But heâs smart.â
âNot smart enough to get away from you.â
His mockery of Caleb makes me angry. âAnd neither are you, apparently,â I say.
He likes my threat, thinks itâs cute. âYou really are the Âtoughestcase yet. You havenât even cried.â With relish he adds, âThis is going to take some work.â
Thereâs a disturbing undercurrent of perversion beneath those words. So far heâs been oddly rational, under control. But I know Iâm not here to play cards and be lectured to. Iâm here to be purified, and it doesnât take a rocket scientist to realize that the purification he has planned will defile and destroy me, and eventually leave me dead.
I want to get back to cards and lectures. âAnd now thereâs seven cards dealt. What are we playing?â
âItâs a game I invented. If you win, we keep playing. If you lose, we play a new kind of game. The record holder is seven games won. But she lost in the end, of course. They all do.â
It is evident that I donât want to move on to whatever the ânew kind of gameâ might be. âWhat are the rules?â
âThe goal is to get the queen of hearts.â He pauses. âI call it the Virgin Queen.â
There it is. His rational veneer has slipped, exposing his slimy underbelly, and now the cards really are out on the table. I bark out a laugh and pray it sounds authentic. âIf thatâs what you thought youâre getting, I hate to break it to you, but Iâm no virgin.â
Iâm lying. But I figure, if itâs virgins he wants, itâll be sluts he hates. I have nothing against sluts, personally. I try to channel Rachel, a girl from school who likes to brag about her conquests. She even once bragged about acquiring a disease. I call up our conversation. Not too hard, as it was a memorable one.
âTruth is, two weeks ago I had to go to Planned Parenthood.Turns out it was trich. You ever heard of trich? Itâs not even a bacteria or a virus; itâs a protozoa. A little animal.â I try to nod knowingly, but it probably looks more like Iâm having a seizure.
âYouâre lying.â
âYou wish I was lying.â I ransack my fuzzy brain for a key detail from Rachelâs story. Her antibiotic was the same thing we used when our dog had giardia. I visualize the label on Hooliganâs pill bottle. There. I see it. âIâm taking metronidazole to clear it up, but Iâm still contagious.â
âYouâre lying. Youâve never even had a boyfriend.â
How did he know that? My cheeks flush again. Few things embarrass me more than my lifelong lack of a boyfriend. With all the bravado I can muster I say, âSluts donât have boyfriends.â
Please, dear God, make me appear believable as a slut. Please, please let him think Iâm a slut.
I peer into those strange eyes and I see doubt.
The cards sit before us. Unplayed.
A shrill ring blares out of nowhere, making us both jump. He stands, grabbing the gun with his left hand, and pulls a phone out of his front pocket with his right. I canât believe thereâs cell reception up here. Maybe weâre not as far out into the middle of nowhere as I thought.
He answers his phone. After saying hello, he says âYes, sir,â several times, his tone polite and professional. He hangs up, returns the phone to his pocket. The Wolfman leans in to the kitchen counter, his back to me. His shoulders go up and down, up and down, and I realize
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