answer. âIâit sounds sillyâbut everything moves up thereâ¦I was just trying to get down the stairs while they were still there,â she added apologetically.
Miss Bridges peered at her sharply over the rim of her teacup. âWhat moves, Rose?â
âThe walls. And the stairsâ¦And Iâm sure one of the swords jumped at me!â
âYouâre having us on!â Bill was standing by the back door with the ash bucket, looking disgusted. âThem stairs have never moved that Iâve seen.â
âBut they did!â Rose pleaded. She didnât want Bill to think she was as silly as Freddie, wittering on about floating down the stairs.
âI wouldnât be surprised in this house,â Mrs. Jones said darkly. âNot that the stairs would move with me.â
Bill smirked, and Rose couldnât help wanting to giggle. The stairs wouldnât dare. She could easily imagine Mrs. Jonesâs reaction to magical furniture. âNow just you put me down at once, or Iâll take a feather duster to you!â Mrs. Jones just didnât hold with magic.
Rose had a feeling that it was probably the safest way to be. She wished she didnât hold with it either, but it seemed to keep sneaking up on her. She resolved to have nothing to do with it. If anything wobbled, she would just close her eyes.
âYouâve really never seen anything strange?â Rose asked Bill quietly, as he showed her where to find everything sheâd need to light the bedroom fires.
Bill shrugged. âNope. The odd explosion here and there, mostly when Mr. Freddieâs mucked something up. Heâs not very good at this magic lark, seems to me. Youâre imagining it about the stairs, though. Itâs just a house. Made of bricks andâ¦and stuff. How can it move ?â
Rose nodded sadly. She wished that was true, but she knew sheâd seen it. It was going to be difficult if she had to spend all her time looking at her boots.
âStart with Miss Anstruther, thatâs the governess, on the second floor at the end of the corridor, opposite the picture of the fat girl with the horse. Then do Mr. Freddie and Miss Isabella, and then Mr. Fountain. Susan does the downstairs rooms. And be quick or youâll miss breakfast.â
Rose picked up the heavy coal bucket, and the brushes and cloths.
âDonât bang it about like that!â Bill scolded. âYouâre supposed to be silent! You have to not wake them up, donât you get it?â
Rose looked at him worriedly. She knew how to lay a fire and light it, but how on earth was she supposed to do it without making any noise? Coal was noisyâit was made of rocks; it had to be.
âOh well.â Bill shrugged. âThey all sleep like the dead anyway. Just do the best you can.â
This certainly seemed to be true of Miss Anstruther. She only turned over and grunted when Rose dropped a cascade of coal all over the hearth, and then said something that would have got her mouth washed out with soap at St. Bridgetâs.
Mr. Freddie woke up and glared at her like a ruffled white mouse when she opened his door, but Rose decided she was probably supposed to ignore him. She glanced over her shoulder at him as she scuttled out. He was still watching her, though he shut his eyes as soon as he saw her looking. What was he thinking? Rose had a strong feeling that he would quite like to turn her into a beetle.
Rose didnât know an awful lot about boys. She didnât remember ever having spoken to one before Bill. The matrons at St. Bridgetâs were convinced that the orphansâ morals would be forever destroyed if they so much as breathed the same air as a boy. They saw the boys from St. Bartholomewâs on Sundays at church, but that was all. And the orphan boys stayed strictly on their side of the aisle. Even so, she knew what everyone at the orphanage would have said about this
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